I think we are ma lovely. The snazzy slideshows, mannequin theme song, days of the w e e k, and public service announcements seem to be pointing in that directionDo we think that’s what the 5 minute greetin was all about the other day? Is he going on a paid influencer jurney noo? This I gotta see
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The amount of chemicals he's used in the morning montage would give me a migraine. All the smells mixed, ah'd be smelling mair that ma wealth
We should definitely post fake stories here to see if he mentions them.
Not going to lie, his ads spark more joy than Hinch's do.
He does realise a phone does better transitions than that awful 1999 PowerPoint presentation style that he's doing on his laptop, right?
That laptoop journae is making more sense in the context of this AD now. Now he’s gone and bought a laptoop and a mic for this- they can’t have offered Marion actual money to do their AD’s when he’s spent 4 years doing Ad’s for them in exchange for free Febreze?
The voice-over this morning has me buckled!! He's trying to sound so sophisticated
I think P&G must've sent him a script because there's no way he came up with all that on his own
I think P&G must've sent him a script because there's no way he came up with all that on his own
Just on my way back from a work trip daaan souf and I am buckled on the train watching those recent stories. His content will not get any better than that. I bet the people at Joy of Clean are at their desks in tears watching it on a loop!!! Whoever got him on board needs a pay rise!!!
Surely he isn't paid? Tbf the fckn #ad is worth every penny! Do they not read here before "reaching" out to him. 
Ah've goat a career opportunity fur him. We've aw heard oaf the speaking cloak well ah fink Marion shud dae the speaking day. When ye canni' ken the day dial Marion fur an update, kin charge bespoke price. In fact noo he's a whizz wi IT oan his laptoap he cud charge extra fur a wee video message
Marion is his hoosecoat waving into the mirrrur wi the chemical trail o his Febreze behind him, just like stairs in their eyes. Ah'm awa' tae trademark that idea an gie Marion a wee call to offer tae manage him so ah um.
I usually save this thread for evenings and am usually hunched over clutching ma beak. My husband "Is it the Scottish guy?"
It's not Mario's favourite day: Monday because he's so looking forward to work and the week ahead
or the weekend when he's doing sweet duck all as he did nae have the time to ate during the week.
I hope it was written in capitals in phonetic writingThe voice-over this morning has me buckled!! He's trying to sound so sophisticated
I think P&G must've sent him a script because there's no way he came up with all that on his own
It was a pure class PR stunt ma lovelie
OMG I got a chance in my bespoke job to listen to the “Ad”. Tears are running down my face and I can’t speak for laughing. The over pronunciation and the pure posh voice. I just can’t …..
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Seriously, how much sharting do you do of an evening that warrants 30+ sprays of Febreze on a 2 seater couch? Jesus! That poor cat’s lungs must be absolutely shot. 
If he is getting paid for these Ads, PLEASE let him get a tug from the tax man 
We all know she isn’t bright enough to fill in a tax return correctly
We all know she isn’t bright enough to fill in a tax return correctly
Doesn’t work enough hours to pay tax ma lovelieIf he is getting paid for these Ads, PLEASE let him get a tug from the tax man
We all know she isn’t bright enough to fill in a tax return correctly
His latest has absolutely made my day Fake voice reading a script, and yes Mario I can tell cause I present for a living My fav is the bog clean
However, and I will say this again… all those chemicals will kill that cat. He is off the bleeping stupid scale.
Fake voice reading a script, and yes Mario I can tell cause I present for a living My fav is the bog clean However, and I will say this again… all those chemicals will kill that cat. He is off the bleeping stupid scale.
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That pulley must be up 24/7 because the carpet is dented where he’s moved it
In bits, no wonder he was crying. My fave bit was the rubbish sound, distorted and cheap. This is the big thing isn't it, thing is, unlike hunch Mario doesn't have a pushy yet supportive partner, wee Derek is not up to it.
*if youse have issues with the smell of cat tit and boiled mince, this will make it worse*
My fave bit was the rubbish sound, distorted and cheap. This is the big thing isn't it, thing is, unlike hunch Mario doesn't have a pushy yet supportive partner, wee Derek is not up to it. *if youse have issues with the smell of cat tit and boiled mince, this will make it worse*
If you have to febreeze your sofa everyday it must STANK. I’ve got two kids and just wash my covers every 6 months or so and dry them in my (smell the wealth) garden. Thought that was the norm
Ah but its nae just a sofa its a bumming Fort! with addedFFS how much Febreze does he use? I have a quick blast now and again but surely the “chesterfield” doesn’t need soaked in chemicals every single day?
If so Front and back door journey on the horizon? Oh wait probably not as hell just buy even more shite with his extra £’sDo we think that’s what the 5 minute greetin was all about the other day? Is he going on a paid influencer jurney noo? This I gotta see
Dead at his his worky bits. Do P&G use/pay lower level influencers like him?
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