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I am bleeping deed at his #AD, actually cannae breathe at his pit oan voice 
. What a bleeping wankstain omg 
. What a bleeping wankstain omg 
Why doesn't he use these that he was gifted?
Love the ad with his carefully over pronounced words. You can hear him faltering when he gets to a word he can’t read properly. He must’ve been sent that script because it’s way too concise and makes way too much sense for him to have written it.
I also love his 1982 TOTP style graphics this morning. He’s really treating us the day.
I also love his 1982 TOTP style graphics this morning. He’s really treating us the day.
So is this his new joab? 
is he working for fabreeze or Joy of clean?
the music and the voice for these ads is sending me
is he working for fabreeze or Joy of clean?
the music and the voice for these ads is sending me
He's been watching too much QVC on the craptop. He sounds like a JML advert. Am sure febreeze are bracing themselves for the influx of orders from people with 'lingering smells' who are also incapable of opening a window.
They’ve probably “paid” him with a couple of air fresheners rather than real money.So is this his new joab?
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He’ll be absolutely thrilled with that though
And yes, like someone said up there ^ why plug it in next to where you make your food?! If it must be in the kitchen, at least put it at ground level. Although poor old Rayn would then get full blast
If you have to febreeze your sofa everyday it must STANK. I’ve got two kids and just wash my covers every 6 months or so and dry them in my (smell the wealth) garden. Thought that was the norm 
Ma lovelies are these undisclosed ads I'm peeping with ma kerry katonas on THURSDAY (thank duck he let us know what day it is, spent yesterday curled up in a ball greeting instead of living life how it should be lived)
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Just listened to the ad and it’s killed me. Why’s he recorded it like a voice over.. I am DED ma lovelies
Only that rocket cud fuk up the voiceover…refull…here’s me thinking aww this time it was refill…careering right back intae ma ain lane with my heed hung in shame 
Naw I can’t why is he trying to channel M&S advert vibes, I’d love to hear the outtakes! When her masks slips and she’s back into the little turd that she is
why is he trying to channel M&S advert vibes, I’d love to hear the outtakes! When her masks slips and she’s back into the little turd that she is
I've came running here to say the sameHis new fabreeze plug in voiceoverNo wonder he cried for 5 minutes yesterday if that's why. I know I now have tears running down ma legs
I'm in hysterics after hearing that. I think he fancies himself on the QVC channel 
Mario, let that be the last voice ad you do hun because you sounded so fake, stick to cleaning your police office
He's certainly got us laughing this morning
Swerving oot ma ain lane to say I think he's probably paid febreze to let him dae that ad, so aye
bleeping buckled at the voice-over 
Maz you're veering so far oot yer ain laine doll you're gonna do yourself an injury.
Spine bright
you're the gift that keeps giving
Maz you're veering so far oot yer ain laine doll you're gonna do yourself an injury.
Spine bright
you're the gift that keeps giving
FFS how much Febreze does he use? I have a quick blast now and again but surely the “chesterfield” doesn’t need soaked in chemicals every single day? 
and he’s a cleaner but cleans around stuff in the kitchen. Even I, who doesn’t enjoy cleaning” moves the tea and coffee canisters and the kettle. Cleaner my arse
and he’s a cleaner but cleans around stuff in the kitchen. Even I, who doesn’t enjoy cleaning” moves the tea and coffee canisters and the kettle. Cleaner my arse
My absolute pet hate not cleaning underneath! Move the kettle, breadbin etc! Would love to know what the polis think of his cleaning
Do we think that’s what the 5 minute greetin was all about the other day? Is he going on a paid influencer jurney noo? This I gotta see
Omg! The voice over! I saw you witches talking about it and thought “ah it can’t be that bad”. I was so wrong! It’s amazing the over pronunciation of words, the heavy breathing into the mic, the Kwik Save supermarket back ground music
the over pronunciation of words, the heavy breathing into the mic, the Kwik Save supermarket back ground music - Status