Admitting he does duck all then and is home all day.
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Those cheapo light bulbs have unsettled me for the past 3wks now
I think he's starting his own small business, which is probably cleaning his brothers house. This is the idiot who literally gets Derek to hold his hand when crosses the road. He's tied himself in knots, spending his life spraying or burning chemicals, that he's forgotten, or never knew how to progress or challenge himself. Give it a few weeks and he'll be saying it's not for him and he's happy in Beirut watching tv (lappie in the bin by then) in the bumming fort.
It really is his one and only talent. How he manages to just miss the mark every bleeping time!
Are we supposed to be impressed by his routine? Isn’t that just normal daily cleaning? Apart from the febreze and air freshener (leather settee - smell the wealth 
) I follow The Organised Mum method and it works for us
) I follow The Organised Mum method and it works for us 
Frig, I'm no good here
I saw there was another load of washing drying thereGood morning tae everyone except Mario who has used his new chrome book to do a PowerPoint circa 2006 story
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Why is he humble bragging about his ‘morning routine’ which is basically spraying everywhere with a million chemicals, wiping the benches and pushing the hoover round the bedsit?
Obviously the bog features as he will need to petrol bomb that after his other ‘morning routine’ Old El Shartio Pants
Obviously the bog features as he will need to petrol bomb that after his other ‘morning routine’ Old El Shartio Pants
Imagine just how STICKY that sofa must be after he pumps half a bottle of Febreze onto it every morning. Poor little Deek, he must look like a bluebottle stuck to a strip of fly paper when he tries to get up after sitting down for a while.
Went to silverburn instead of Braehead! Swerving well ooot his lane
It will also be sticky from all the bumming fort antics
Stay in your aine lane hen, it’s a “washings”, so ayeFrig, I'm no good here
I saw there was another load of washing drying there
Needs one of those CSI blue lights ran over it.
Phew it’s Thursday. I wasn’t sure until Marion told me. Let’s spine bright and move. We got this 
Derk will be getting spag bol in the scent of cotton fresh fae his tea
This was earlier in the thread so Mario has caught up lol.
Hi Mario
His morning routine is using all that shite on his sofas etc, nae wonder Rayn wants to jump oot tha window so aye.
Surely all this spraying around the small bedsit doesn't do his ailments any good. Bad skin, bad bowels, bad eyes. bad spelling/grammar.
He is like that other 'tend cleaner MH, they both just surface clean and go around things. Don't move the sofa etc - there's an idea for you Maz. Move the sofas.
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Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze #AD
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze #AD
Howling!His new fabreeze plug in voiceover
He's desperately trying to get ad work, bet that's what he was doing all day yesterday writing the script for the ad he's probably not even getting paid for.
Good morning ma lovlies how are yoose aw?!?!!
I’ve been MIA for quite a while living Ma life as it should be.
Managed to catch up with this thread and deed at awl the comments as usuawl.
What the duck is the Shart Queen of Seedhill been taking this morning??
The tacky as duck ancient video editing, The sleezy QVC wannabe voiceover!!!!?
I recon oor Margo has turned over a new leaf and is gunning for superstardom with his wee lassies laptop and more plastic freebies than the B&M warehouse. It’s aw too much for me the day!!
Love yoose awl
I’ve been MIA for quite a while living Ma life as it should be.
Managed to catch up with this thread and deed at awl the comments as usuawl.
What the duck is the Shart Queen of Seedhill been taking this morning??
The tacky as duck ancient video editing, The sleezy QVC wannabe voiceover!!!!?
I recon oor Margo has turned over a new leaf and is gunning for superstardom with his wee lassies laptop and more plastic freebies than the B&M warehouse. It’s aw too much for me the day!!
Love yoose awl
I reckon he bought a special microphone on eBay for £2.99 on eBay from China, waited for 3 weeks for it to arrive, plugged it in and was ringing Derk in tears “I cannae get this bloody thing tae work how is the small business Febreze gunnae cope without ma AD’s”
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