I can’t say this is the first thing that springs to mind when it’s sunny. A salad? Yes. Deep fried double carbs? NopeSame boring content to match his boring cafe food View attachment 1208341
I can’t say this is the first thing that springs to mind when it’s sunny. A salad? Yes. Deep fried double carbs? NopeSame boring content to match his boring cafe food View attachment 1208341
Taking the bleeping cat on holiday. It would be bad enough if they had a car, but they’d have to take it on the bus!!Not six months ago he was dying for the sun to duck off and now he’s wanting more sun. A Cannae keep up.
Ahm also here fur the cat Craig Tara caravan jurnee! He will be sat at the evening entertainment with Rayn oan his lap whilst he does a sitting version of the cha cha slide.
Not sure ma lovely but may be a combination of the fumes from his new bed and watching too many films before bed on his new laptooop that’s created some weird alternate reality in his headWhat does he mean his security will be compromised? Does he think if he lets one of his lovelies look after his cat they’ll hold it to ransom or torture it to spite him, how famous does he think he is, what goes on in that tiny mind of his, he really is deluded
And the midnight scramble tae find the cat, using phone torches, when it inevitably does a runner from the caravanThe thought of them with a cat carrier, cat bed, luggage on the train to Craig Tara is actually making me pee myself and if you don’t know aboot Craig Tara get tae know
Imagine getting the caravan after them two freaks have left. Would stink of cat tit, IBS Sharts, weed and synthetic flowersHe will take his wax melts with him to Craig Tara, so it just smells like his safe place… i hope ta duck the grey goonie gets left behind!
Rayn probably has special toileting requirements, she can only go in a bespoke cat trayNot being funny, but are they going to take the litter box with them on the bus? Or is the accommodation expected to supply?
So many questions!
Bet she has a little bespoke Cat Shart card hanging on the door tae her carrier. Matching wae her MammyRayn probably has special toileting requirements, she can only go in a bespoke cat tray