Just found a couple of outfits for the discerning travellers that are Marion and Wee Deek...
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Sheet change day tomorrow again hens, he’s having his little pickled onion, raw chips and deep fried pizza. Just what you think of on a sunny day!
When the sun shines I want a BBQ with saladSame boring content to match his boring cafe foodView attachment 1208341
I am howling!! He has to take the cat on holiday as his safety has been compromised this has to be a wind up
Bet Rayn have her own shart laynardSomeone has been having a catch up on her new wee laptop. So aye
It’s a bleeping cat! If he has no one in his life that can pop in to chuck it some kibble in a bowl once a day, what a sad state of affairs.
He’ll be saying the cat has IBS next
Same, when I do get in it keeps crashing
Pipe down Meghan Markle about your need for security. So he hasn’t been on holiday for 5 years coz he has a cat? So all cat owners never go on holiday? Marion hen, it’s coz you piss money up the wall on pointless tat for your bedsit and therefore have no money to go on holiday.
Anyhoo, buzzin to see wee Rayn oan the McGill’s bus off on her hollibobs. So aye.
Anyhoo, buzzin to see wee Rayn oan the McGill’s bus off on her hollibobs. So aye.
I'm trying to figure out how they'd get to the caravan site? Poor Rayn might be in for a wee McGill's bus jurnae
Dear lord, what a sad little life Mario. Clutching ma beak reading his updates and this thread. It’s never been more obvious that he’s reading here. We’re going on a caravan journey! This is Rayn’s chance to make a bid for freedom that she so deserves!
I've never in all my forty odd yrs heard of anyone ever taking their cat on holiday. Never.
he surely can’t have any savings with the way his splashing his money
If he shuts his mince pies, ignores the honking bins next tae the white plastic ootside table he's fine dining at and the polis sirens it's just like dining al fresco in Tuscany ma loverlieSame boring content to match his boring cafe food
Marion baby girl Rayn needs a break from you just book the holiday, poor sod is never going to get a break from him is she
The bespoke desina life isnae fur us awe hen, yer no destined for that lane ma loverlie
Poor Rayn deserves a wee break
mazda's been at deeks whacky backy again. a mean there are some nut jobs in this world but I donnae think that theres anyone that far gone in the heed to be that interested in mazda or hes pussy.
if its someone breaking in hes worried about dont broadcast it on that app, but looking at where he lives if they broke in it would probably be to leave him something,maybe a TV that fits the hole in the wall
if its someone breaking in hes worried about dont broadcast it on that app, but looking at where he lives if they broke in it would probably be to leave him something,maybe a TV that fits the hole in the wall
Haud the McGill's bus ah'm sure Paolo Nutini's da owns that fine restaurant. If Paolo is in helping his da he will probably ask Marion for his autograph ma loverlieView attachment 1208414When the sun shines all he wants is a heart attack on a plate with a side a pickles Ma lovelies. Most folk want a nice, fresh salad but Mazda as always is a bespoke fanny
Hahaha. Rayn's safety is compromised by Mario only. Poor cat jumped out a window to escape him. The poor things breathes in nasty fabulosa, zoflora, ammoni, fabric fresheners and degrading perfumes all day every day! And well that is before any noxious gases created by Mario's diet or any of Derek's assumed habits!
Who looked after the cat when they went to Blackpool? Where are all these friends he likes to pretend he has? If his family actually like him, why wouldn't any of them offer? If all else fails, a bloody cattery. Who on earth thinks about taking a cat somewhere? Most places that are dog friendly still expect you to take your dog out with you during the day and don't allow them to be left unattended in rooms/lodges, etc. Is he intending on going somewhere where he is going to sit indoors all the time like he does most of the time anyway and just talk about sun coming in the windows and taking photos of the same rooms on repeat? Taking mince and salty soup with them as I'm not convinced taking a cat to a beer garden or dog friendly cafe is going to end well for them when they see dogs!
Who looked after the cat when they went to Blackpool? Where are all these friends he likes to pretend he has? If his family actually like him, why wouldn't any of them offer? If all else fails, a bloody cattery. Who on earth thinks about taking a cat somewhere? Most places that are dog friendly still expect you to take your dog out with you during the day and don't allow them to be left unattended in rooms/lodges, etc. Is he intending on going somewhere where he is going to sit indoors all the time like he does most of the time anyway and just talk about sun coming in the windows and taking photos of the same rooms on repeat? Taking mince and salty soup with them as I'm not convinced taking a cat to a beer garden or dog friendly cafe is going to end well for them when they see dogs!
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