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Not six months ago he was dying for the sun to duck off and now he’s wanting more sun. A Cannae keep up.
Ahm also here fur the cat Craig Tara caravan jurnee! He will be sat at the evening entertainment with Rayn oan his lap whilst he does a sitting version of the cha cha slide.
Ahm also here fur the cat Craig Tara caravan jurnee! He will be sat at the evening entertainment with Rayn oan his lap whilst he does a sitting version of the cha cha slide.
Absolutely hilarious
He’s been trying to get famous by being a cleaning sensation but for sure he’s going to break the internet when he takes that pussy to Butlins
He’s been trying to get famous by being a cleaning sensation but for sure he’s going to break the internet when he takes that pussy to Butlins
Taking the bleeping cat on holiday. It would be bad enough if they had a car, but they’d have to take it on the bus!!
I refuse to believe he isn’t either a parody, or has a serious mental delay.
You haven’t been on holiday cause you’re a sad bast Mazda! Your life is so boring, it’s spent in that chippy or home bargains and that’s the height of it.
We go on a few holidays every year, also we try to get lots of weekends away throughout the year. we have a house sitter that comes and stays over with our wee cat. however we don’t live in a postage stamp or 5 floors above junkies so our house is appealing. Smell the wealth anyway I think it’s just excuses from him. There’s no way you can’t go away because you have an animal!
He’s full of tit.
duck he winds me up. Mario the parody
We go on a few holidays every year, also we try to get lots of weekends away throughout the year. we have a house sitter that comes and stays over with our wee cat. however we don’t live in a postage stamp or 5 floors above junkies so our house is appealing. Smell the wealth anyway I think it’s just excuses from him. There’s no way you can’t go away because you have an animal!
He’s full of tit.
duck he winds me up. Mario the parody
Not sure ma lovely but may be a combination of the fumes from his new bed and watching too many films before bed on his new laptooop that’s created some weird alternate reality in his headWhat does he mean his security will be compromised? Does he think if he lets one of his lovelies look after his cat they’ll hold it to ransom or torture it to spite him, how famous does he think he is, what goes on in that tiny mind of his, he really is deluded
He's obviously after a bespoke gifted ad Collab 
caravan package holiday, pure luxury hand selected for him. Poor wee fans will be booking in there to stay and he'll have left it stinking of boiled mince and cats
caravan package holiday, pure luxury hand selected for him. Poor wee fans will be booking in there to stay and he'll have left it stinking of boiled mince and cats
I canny breathe reading this bleep the day! Taking a cat on holiday??? He's tapped in the heed!
Anywun with a large following on 'this app' would huv tae be bloody stupid tae not arrange a house sitter. There are some chancers in this world and I'm sure wan or two Paisley junkies would gladly relieve him of his too small telly and Velveteer whilst he's on his jollies.
Why not ask a family member tae stay at tat towers and look after baby gurul Rayn at the same time?
bleeping imbecile man!
Anywun with a large following on 'this app' would huv tae be bloody stupid tae not arrange a house sitter. There are some chancers in this world and I'm sure wan or two Paisley junkies would gladly relieve him of his too small telly and Velveteer whilst he's on his jollies.
Why not ask a family member tae stay at tat towers and look after baby gurul Rayn at the same time?
bleeping imbecile man!
The thought of them with a cat carrier, cat bed, luggage on the train to Craig Tara is actually making me pee myself and if you don’t know aboot Craig Tara get tae know 
and if you don’t know aboot Craig Tara get tae know And the midnight scramble tae find the cat, using phone torches, when it inevitably does a runner from the caravanThe thought of them with a cat carrier, cat bed, luggage on the train to Craig Tara is actually making me pee myself
I can envisage Marion, Deek and rayn in the cat box on the bespoke scotrail service to Ayr for a wee long weekend at Craig Tara.
Not being funny, but are they going to take the litter box with them on the bus? Or is the accommodation expected to supply?
So many questions!
So many questions!
He will take his wax melts with him to Craig Tara, so it just smells like his safe place… i hope ta duck the grey goonie gets left behind!
He really is stupid and has no idea about how to care for that cat or he’s wanting rid of it . That cat would be absolutely stressed to the max travelling and being in a strange house / caravan . It would escape the first chance it gets and go missing . It’s spent 5 years in a house . Probably out once a year ( if lucky ) going to a vet .
Why can’t he get in a cat sitter that comes in once a day . They would even play with the cat . He really pisses me off
Why can’t he get in a cat sitter that comes in once a day . They would even play with the cat . He really pisses me off
isn’t it sad for him that we live a virtual life for him on here that’s way, way more exciting than his actual life I mean holidays to Benidorm por favor, long weekend at Craig Tara also. He should join us here
I mean holidays to Benidorm por favor, long weekend at Craig Tara also. He should join us here Imagine getting the caravan after them two freaks have left. Would stink of cat tit, IBS Sharts, weed and synthetic flowers
Rayn probably has special toileting requirements, she can only go in a bespoke cat tray
Bet she has a little bespoke Cat Shart card hanging on the door tae her carrier. Matching wae her Mammy
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