And we will be here huffing on some hippy crack will doing some shots off of a variety of strippers buttocksI bet you, a pound to a pinch of tit, the fucker is going to make a right old fuss when he hits 85k. (He’s currently on 84.9!)
There’ll be head wobbling, lip syncing, see you mother fuckers.
He’ll possibly have a beige chippy tea, in celebration and a large can of Iron Bru.