And we will be here huffing on some hippy crack will doing some shots off of a variety of strippers buttocks
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Can honestly imagine him reading this replying to himself "it's called BESPOKE luv ye wondnae understand"Melvin's gaff makes me feel like I'm on a terrible acid trip but also looks like the worst place on earth to actually have an acid trip. Sensory overload to the extreme
Is it me or is that wall paper not been trimmed or something? It isn’t straight
BESPOKELY TRIMMEDIs it me or is that wall paper not been trimmed or something? It isn’t straight
Holy bleeping tit balls. I thought the before photos were tit!
He loves it which makes it even funnier
Must be a kitchen flair journey next, grey lino bricks to match the walls 
By Jove I think he's done it. He has now truly achieved at least 50 shades of grey in his kitchen alone.Seriously though not being bitchy cos it’s himbut I can feel my eyes crossing looking at that. Far too much for a wee room n he needs to change his flooring. It’s faaarrrr tooo much - but then again so is he
Does anyone remember those magic eye pictures that were popular year's ago? Reminds me of that.
Do you think dezza gets locked in that cupboard when he's used the Jo Malone soap?View attachment 83715
Holy bleeping tit balls. I thought the before photos were tit!
He loves it which makes it even funnier
Also, can you all please calm yourselves down with the funny posts, I've just had to excuse myself from the living room because I was chuckling away like a mad 'wummin' reading this thread and the other half was getting very annoyed
Manky Melv and dirty Dezza valentine edition
You have basically won the internet here
Remember those 3D art things years ago, where you just had to stare at them to see the picture. Well...Seriously though not being bitchy cos it’s him
I clearly have too much time in my hands and need to clear my search history ASAP
OMGeee! Just said this before reading your post. Just goes to show, it really does look like one of those.
After tonight's reveal I'm positively gagging to see his Vajazzled fuse box!
To be honest I’m going to buy half a dozen so Marion an get the $$$ towards his new hair transplant that he doesn’t know he needs or wants yet. But then he’ll ready here and have a wee
moment 
youse are aw welcome and so forth so ayeduck sake I didn’t even have time to get a crisp bowl set up or get ma new primark onesie on and so forthI didn't even have time to get my wax melts lit
@Exhausted Pigeon just think of all the looey vitonne and goochy items he could bring us back from turkey!!It'll be a gifted holiday to Turkey for the procedure you watch
Hope he comes back with a sheer beautiful Brazilian Butt Lift as well 
Oh. What a delight. A beautiful musical homage about his love for Derek. How sweet. How desperate. How things have changed. This time last week, he was the most clumsiest and stupidest person around. Also, implied that things happen behind closed doors!
Hmmmm. You’re so transparent, Melvin. Hopefully one day Derek will gain the courage to set himself free from the grasp of your glittery strangler fingers.
Hmmmm. You’re so transparent, Melvin. Hopefully one day Derek will gain the courage to set himself free from the grasp of your glittery strangler fingers.
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