I didn't have monochrome, but l had all the black ash furniture when it was popular in the 80s, and it was a friggin nightmare to keep dust free!. I hated it, so it didn't last long.
Called it!
Gods waiting room / bumming fort hen
Wish he’d show us the other console table, the one with the bent leg. Puuuuree boojeee and bespoke
It’s hilarious to me that you think Mario could use a measuring tapeAnd someone asked him what the measurements were on that console table as she couldn't see them. The lazy bastard told her to message them as he didn't know. The time it would take to grab a tape measure. The selfish prick!
The bent leg happened no doubt when he was kicking the ass out of Tuesday so aye henWish he’d show us the other console table, the one with the bent leg. Puuuuree boojeee and bespoke
Case in point, the teeny tiny polly pocket dressing table mirrah.It’s hilarious to me that you think Mario could use a measuring tape
Iconic times! Mind when he first set it up he was like “Oh it’s smaller than I thought but AH JUST LOVE IT!!! So aye….” Then literally 26 hours later “I’ve ordered a bigger one”
He’d buy a weans wan, the big grown up ones are aw jaggy and sharp for him and far too dangerous.
I dont think I've ever seen him do any cleaning. Its always the aftermath videos or screenshot post "gutted" this house. Yet he clearly doesn't "gut" anywhere looking at the state of the panelling and under the console tables
All that muck at the back
He doesn't even need to pull the table out to get behind it.He's a wee manky midden, pass it on...I dont think I've ever seen him do any cleaning. Its always the aftermath videos or screenshot post "gutted" this house. Yet he clearly doesn't "gut" anywhere looking at the state of the panelling and under the console tables
Or even an estimate. He's about a metre tall just lie next to itI didn't have monochrome, but l had all the black ash furniture when it was popular in the 80s, and it was a friggin nightmare to keep dust free!. I hated it, so it didn't last long.
Trust me, he'll be changing that sooner than we think when he sees all the dust
And someone asked him what the measurements were on that console table as she couldn't see them. The lazy bastard told her to message them as he didn't know. The time it would take to grab a tape measure. The selfish prick!
Basic Bouche Asda witchAsda have Matt black bathroom stuff in, once a trend has trickled down that far, Mario is on it.
How can it be so barking when he guts it everyday and sometimes twice a day? Imagine what it’s like under the sofas and bed? Manky bleep!
