Because there is so bleeping way he’s cooked a satay better than the Chinese. He’s obviously just still in a huff they left him oot in the cauld for oors back at Christmas time.
You deep fry a fried egg ffs maz. Can’t wait tae see how you make the hawncut and trice fried chips on your plate
![Lying face :lying_face: 🤥](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f925.png)