Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

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Booboo76

superwoooman said:
I cannot fathom out how the twit who doesn’t wear makeup and spends a fortune on it whilst still resembling a corpse cannot spend some money to fix those horrendous lips! They look like an actual bumhole 🤢
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All these expensive lip balms he buys wasting money when he could just slap on a bit of vaseline and they’d been fine in a few days, he’s such an arse! 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈🤣
 
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Old Banger Bett

Old Banger Bett

Dawn Dayn said:
I think she's going to invite them all, like a visit to a stately home. £450 per head Coach trip lasting hours, they won't be at home, a bored friend showing them round what will by then be the hideous soulless new build interior. They'll have tea in the llama shed, £50 a head extra, her Tesco range in the crappy corner so they can buy it.
photos with cardboard outputs of hinch, £150.
What is the deal with the llamas, ugly shitting machines. The blond one looks like Jimmy Savile.
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" tea in the llama shed, £50 a head " Deed ⚰⚰
 
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Dawn Dayn

Dawn Dayn

Booboo76 said:
All these expensive lip balms he buys wasting money when he could just slap on a bit of vaseline and they’d been fine in a few days, he’s such an arse! 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈🤣
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Or just breathe out of his nose, not his mouth. Yes Mario, you're supposed to breathe out of your mouth.
 
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Poptart

"even though I loved that"

WHY does he put things in quotation marks that don't need to be!!! Absolute walloper.
 
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menopausalmargrit

menopausalmargrit

Where has the monochrome fascination came from? Was it a thing about 3 years ago?

Looks bleeping shite tbh.
 
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Dusky pink

Dusky pink

Poptart said:
"even though I loved that"

WHY does he put things in quotation marks that don't need to be!!! Absolute walloper.
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I know! He's just encouraging all of his followers to laugh at him all the more. Illiterate imbecile 🥱
 
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Turmeric123

Turmeric123

I really hope his other previously gifted console is the same cos our Marion is all about the cemetery 🤣
 
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Lady Bug

That table would drive me mad. Why all the clutter? Stick a vase in the middle and a couple of matching ornaments either side if you must. But FFS he's got Everything but the kitchen sink going on!!
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

hopethishelpsallthebest

duck me, this "console table" is going to "buckle" under the sheer weight of clutter, in the shade monochrome in the scent Joan Malone. Its too bleeping much.
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HulaHannah

Table one just looks like clutter. Like you were mid-job pulling stuff out to sort through and you've yet to put it away? Does he honestly think that looks "styled"? 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Dawn Dayn

Dawn Dayn

Ghastly. He has the taste and style of a low end charity shop window. All those tables say is, my house stinks of cat no matter what I do.
Laughing at all the car paw prints inside the table, our Mario just Hoovers round things.
 
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