She's probably trying to be polite in the same way you say 'oh yes we must go out for coffee one day' to someone you are vague acquaintances with and you both know it'll never ever happen. Sadly for Hinch he's gonna rock up on her doorstep mid-October and never leave.
I’d love it if he went all “Single white female” on her
Be like that episode of Sex & The City when Samantha goes on a date with the guy wearing Bloomingdales Junior clothesCan imagine Hinch needing to bend her knees lit when yer talking to a wean to be able to speak to him if they met… 7ft and 4ft tall both a them next to each other would look like a bleeping bar chart
Deek would rock up like a 12 year old on his first night in Tenerife I knew he was a bleeping wee ballbag bleep (sorry for my choice of words) But that he seriously angered me. You can hear the pure venom in his voice. No wonder the cat was greeting when he walked through the door, poor thing is locked in a tiny bed sit all day with not so much as a cat tree to chill on. He is a bald, chapped lip, parody with no mates who works 1 hr a week and then comes home to moan and whinge about being not well. What a life he lives. im away back to my own lane, so aye!!
. That's not irritating, that's actually the entertainment! Watching someone try sooooo hard to be relevant and keep up on social media that they will do and spend anything to be noticed by very few isn't irritating, it's hilarious!
and tae cheer himself up he's bought a dyson air wrap and black accessories tae match his soul. .the fact he's used us as an excuse to buy yet mair shite aye Mazda hen we love seein you bury yer self in debt to impress cunts that don't like yae, gie yersel blisters wae fake goochiisss, blow-dry and tong hair yae huvnae got and tae smell like a whoorz handbag wae yer 90 thoosand wax melts and doops. So Aye crack on ya bunnet 
Here hen dinnae be insultin ma ring piece like that his gobble rash has reached new heights, suppose he has to convince Deek tae clear aff his Klarna bill one way or the other so I imagine wee dim dum has Cauliflower knob know wit a mean?I cannot fathom out how the twit who doesn’t wear makeup and spends a fortune on it whilst still resembling a corpse cannot spend some money to fix those horrendous lips! They look like an actual bumhole
Aye hen they do resemble a bumhole ...after an evening in the bumming fort so aye nae debatesI cannot fathom out how the twit who doesn’t wear makeup and spends a fortune on it whilst still resembling a corpse cannot spend some money to fix those horrendous lips! They look like an actual bumhole
He's still sulkin in the bummin fort cause he only got one line on his clearblue ovulation kit. Nae womb, his tests his roolz, nae debates
