I meant the door was for the bathroom hen
bleeping state of it this morning and absolutely hysterical stories coming from the tat cave this morning ma lovelies
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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bleeping state of it this morning and absolutely hysterical stories coming from the tat cave this morning ma lovelies
Marios had his imaginary friends round again
Also imagine dying and your ashes being kept on marios console tables -if ya don’t no get tae no
Also imagine dying and your ashes being kept on marios console tables -if ya don’t no get tae no
That anemic square slice in the water gees me the absolute boke 
So we mention here how he must be stinking in his pj's, then low and behold he shows us that he's been showered and put fresh pj's on.
We mention how he has no friends, then all of a sudden he's mentioning one that's been at the flat.
Yeah ok Mario. We know you've been on here
He'd laugh if his arse was on fire, because that urn story wasn't even remotely funny
We mention how he has no friends, then all of a sudden he's mentioning one that's been at the flat.
Yeah ok Mario. We know you've been on here
He'd laugh if his arse was on fire, because that urn story wasn't even remotely funny
bleeping state of that! I wonder how many slices of butter he’ll have it wae the night?
Is that genuinely an urn? It looks like a bespoke butt plugMarios had his imaginary friends round again
Also imagine dying and your ashes being kept on marios console tables -if ya don’t no get tae no View attachment 992850
Clutching my beak and the weird shape of his body and his head. He looks like an old sack of tatties in that minging housecoat
I dunnae no what you’re sticking up your arse ma lovely but it’s a bespoke wax melt holder get tae no
Has this bleep actually made a toastie way a roll? am ooooot the close door 
It looks friggin awful. I'd definitely pass on it
I will be sending mine back immediately then, goddamn
Who the duck sticks a roll in a toaster then cuts it into triangles? Between that and his stovies that toilet will need a visit from Dynorod in the morning!
His funny stories really are the most unfunny shite I’ve ever heard. And having cups of tea with his pals? Oh duck off!
I think he’s sorted his attitude out a bit. Not being as much of a huffy bastard flinging commas aboot willy nilly the last couple of weeks. I wonder who booted him up his bespoke arse.
Whuts Marion keeping behind that sofa? He kept walking round the front of it to get to the other window so must be a massive box of tat stored behind it or something.. I need to know where he stores that bloody ladder too
He had a comma break just yesterday
A dinnae know wit a butt plug looks like hen so aye klarna oan yer arse
This actually makes me boak. Do you lovelies that stay in Marion's vicinity all make 'stovies' we square sausage?
Up here in Aberdeenshire we make stovies with beef, either leftover roast beef or cubed steak. Can you smell the wealth coming from my bespoke stovies? 
My mums from Ayrshire and that’s how she always made it but never looked like thatThis actually makes me boak. Do you lovelies that stay in Marion's vicinity all make 'stovies' we square sausage?
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