Christmas hen. That’s where Candy Cane Lane goes to die.Whuts Marion keeping behind that sofa? He kept walking round the front of it to get to the other window so must be a massive box of tat stored behind it or something.. I need to know where he stores that bloody ladder too
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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He has totally basterdised a beautiful scottish roll ...so ayeThat lunch is absolutely bogging, who toasts a bleeping bread roll like that. He posts it like he’s so proud of it too
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"After debating for so long......"
Why you alwaysssss lyyyyyyingggg
Why you alwaysssss lyyyyyyingggg Cannot wait to get a close up of his steamin big bowl of shitties - I mean stovies. The only thing getting decorated in his hoose after that is the back of the toilet. Thankfully he doesn’t need to deal with the smell though as he’s got on 2 diffusers, 5 wax burners and his favourite linen smelling perfume he puts on after a shower with fresh Jimmy jammies to hide the scent of his rotten hole.
He needs to be studied by doctors.
He needs to be studied by doctors.
And we’re off on a hotel chocolat journee ma lovelies, he wasn’t let down!
Best money WE’VE spent! Poor Derek
and he COULDN’T recommend it enough. He really is stupid 
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It's incredible and warm...... 
tit me, knocking yourself out there with your review monzaloid
tit me, knocking yourself out there with your review monzaloid
He’s had it less than 24 hours and it’s the best thing he’s ever purchased? That’ll be slung in the back of a cupboard by the end of the month!And we’re off on a hotel chocolat journee ma lovelies, he wasn’t let down!
Best money WE’VE spent! Poor Derek
Doesnae like sweet stuff… proceeds to show a hot chocolate with chocolate whipped cream and a pack of chocolates. duck sake Marion, REMEMBER YER AIN LIES!
What the duck is that??? Offal and suede
have we gone to war whilst I've been nursing a hangover? I need my ration books too huns need to loose a stone urgently 
hahHa wee urn titties, deeks in for a treat with the Janice jugs
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Just how many Reed diffusers does one tiny bedsit need? Surprised him and wee Deek haven’t got bleeping asthma with all the different tit he uses
Just showed Mr LAMB this picture and he said yuk wtf is that?!?!?!?
He then said they’re just like him Beige, Bland and lacking colour
Don’t give him any ideas ma lovelieJust how many Reed diffusers does one tiny bedsit need? Surprised him and wee Deek haven’t got bleeping asthma with all the different tit he uses
Debated about getting one for so long yet only the other day he said he was influenced to buy one by “oor Hannah” lies after lies with this wee bleep. However, clutching ma beak at the fact he’s just called it a velvettier
Doesnae like Costa then proceeds to show us the salted caramel hot choc sachets he purchased..... with a tin of Costa chocolate behind it 
what a tit
what a titHello my lovelies I’m just catching up on this bespoke new thread. So gutted I missed all the chat about Paisley. It had loads in it when I was wee bit it’s been on decline over the last 10/15 years. I’m in the slightly posh part (ano, smell the wealth) but was getting a lift to a funeral the other day and we drove straight past oor Mario’s flat. Driver wouldn’t stop so I could get out and take a photo for yous aw but next time, I promise.
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