Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

[Babybail93]

I imagine if his mate did pop over she didnae drive. There’s nae way she could park her Fiat 500 doonstairs and come back tae 4 tyres. That’s aw I’m saying the day. So aye

 

[ayeayecaptain]

He had a comma break just yesterday

Aye but I wiz on a comma anaw so must have missed that. Instagram’s no ma life or ma joab ma lovelie cannae be oan it aw the time

 

[Whatsallthis]

It’s like a troll version of Guess Who.

What was the cocktail bar called on the high street, near Castleveeeeeetchi? It had a spiral stair case in it.

It was Varsova for a while (Vodka Wodka before that). It’s now something to do with a Duck

 

[TooFarScone]

Oh please Marion the Provy woman calling in to collect this week's payment does not count as friends popping round to catch up.

 

[Rayne]

Mario can’t even clean his bog without showing us, there’s nae chance he had friends round without showing us

 

[Seonag]

My mums from Ayrshire and that’s how she always made it but never looked like that

I think it must be an Ayrshire thing as my Gran made it with link sausages .

 

[mrsbucket]

Mario is developing a mother of the bride boady tae match his mother of the bride hoosecoat. How can Deek get a stiffy over that?

Heed like a thumb an awe!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Oh he’s treatit himself tae some lovely champagne flutes for someone that never drinks champagne or in fact, drinks in general. Another sensible purchase then.

 

[Sloppys]

Why does he need get more reed diffuser refills? Surely he’s got enough candles/wax melts/diffusers anyway. It’s just spending for spendings sake.

 

[Bigbird2]

The door handles get me every time, every time!

And the dodgy skirting !

 

[DesperadosRUs]

WHY IS HIS HEED SHAPED LIKE A BIG FLAT UGLY THUMB?? I know we ponder this a lot, but it's the weirdest shaped heed!! PEOPLE HUV TAE KNO!
That's aw am saying the day, back intae ma Lane I go!!

Calm doon Isa and swerve back in that Lane o yours. Nosy bugger

 

[Babybail93]

Mario is developing a mother of the bride boady tae match his mother of the bride hoosecoat. How can Deek get a stiffy over that?

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Heed like a thumb an awe!

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He’s got an arse like my Mum ( a 65 year old Jamaican woman! )

 

[menopausalmargrit]

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And let’s be honest, any pals he’s got aren’t real pals because if I had a haircut like that my pals would be turning up at my door and taking me to a respectable barber for a haircut.

 

[Babybail93]

And let’s be honest, any pals he’s got aren’t real pals because if I had a haircut like that my pals would be turning up at my door and taking me to a respectable barber for a haircut.

I’ve worked out what is wrong with his heed. He has nae occipital bone. Goes straight from skull tae spine.

 

[Chez300]

Where does keep that ladder??

Behind the kitchen door?!

 

[youare1]

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Now where does he store them ladders????

 

[DesperadosRUs]

they need the ladder to reach the cooker to cook the boiled slice n tatties.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

That lunch is absolutely bogging, who toasts a bleeping bread roll like that. He posts it like he’s so proud of it too

 

[Kat__lax]

Oh he’s treatit himself tae some lovely champagne flutes for someone that never drinks champagne or in fact, drinks in general. Another sensible purchase then.

Did he not have some bespoke Prosecco set up for his huns shindig? Plastic white flutes perfect for room temperature lambrini, girls just wanna have fun and all that

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Ah dae love when he trust the captions oan