Haha naw!! Edinburgh has its fair share, that’s where am urr
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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well ma luvly am actually in Musselburgh but originally am a leither so a Ken what your sayin. YLT
YLT 
am clutchin ma beak
am clutchin ma beak
I am an Edinburger too! Although I bespokely moved to Glasgow in the 90‘s and that’s all I am saying on this dayn of dawn, so aye.
Honeslty hen, get back in yer aine laine, he’s just SO HAPPYView attachment 989166
Greatfully neededhow can he get the basics so wrong! I know I ask this every time but I truly am baffled ma lovelies.
Aw here they come, right oot their ain lane with their kens and their salt and sauces.
Right back intae the bumming fort of the bypass yous go
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Spare bedroom.. smell the wealth MarionAv got a spare bedroom hens if youse want an overnight stay in magical Ptoon then have ur brekkie at Castelveechi, maybe I can make up a bumming fort on the couch anaw in true Marion style
Or youse can spend your christmas money in the paisley centre then top it aff at braehead (the 26 bus up - yous aren’t allowed taxis we’re no fancy so download the mcgills bus app)
PS bring a blade way yeez
It would have been the cherry on the wee cake if our Mario was in the photo with his flat heed, face like a smacked arseThis just popped up on my Facebook
Lesley Joseph. I bet meeting her made you gay she was a gay icon
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ahhh Ken where you mean darlinSeedhill Ma lovlie near Hawkhead train station. Tonsa love
I have just choked and got my velvetised hot chocolate (smell the wealth) right down my brand new pale FatFace pjs (really take in that smell of wealth) to the point I may look like I've been eating at Mario's and contracted his form of IBSAv got a spare bedroom hens if youse want an overnight stay in magical Ptoon then have ur brekkie at Castelveechi, maybe I can make up a bumming fort on the couch anaw in true Marion style
Or youse can spend your christmas money in the paisley centre then top it aff at braehead (the 26 bus up - yous aren’t allowed taxis we’re no fancy so download the mcgills bus app)
PS bring a blade way yeez
.My brain is so tired after this dayn of dawn it is skim reading and read the offer to be more than just building the fort!
Ma lovelies swerving oot ma lane and so forth , but a wanted tae tell youse all a bought a box af wax melts fae wan ae ma pals whose dain a wax melt business oan the side, and a opened it up the day efter a gutted ma hoose (cleaned round everything, not under or over) and 1 if the wax melts is the wan and only baccarat rouge, a wiz tempted tae rub it oan masel afore a went tae the pub as am still yet tae smell the wealth
Imagine being so so happy about living in the only block on a bulldozed swamp. They already have a rat infestation for gods sake! I'd love a coach trip to Paisley can we stand outside the restaurant until they give our table away?
Bulldozed swamp @TooFarScone
Please can I book a place on the Paisley coach trip and pay in Klarna instalments?
I’ll bring joooos and crisssss and a nae cheeseboard.
@TooFarScone Please can I book a place on the Paisley coach trip and pay in Klarna instalments?
I’ll bring joooos and crisssss and a nae cheeseboard.
Get him on that ‘coach trip’ on e4 where they pick him and dez up fae the landfill! Noo that wid be good car crash tv just watching him sat oan that coach and then huvin tae dae challenges.
or if he is doing gogglebox - they always say their names like ‘here’s Marian and Derek from paisley’ then and up and down shot of the only block of flats left on the waste land then a drone into their flat windae, Marian sat crabbit as duck crossed legs, tutting away, deek giggling away and stoned oot his box - tae be fair it would be great tv
The Paisley coach trip must also include an evening drop off at Marions so we can all have a shot of the Dyson hairdryer and get all dolled up with the out of date make up. Then back on the McGills bus to head out for some lethal drinks 
Marion would be funny on Gogglebox. He’d try and come across so intelligent and just sound like even more of a thick bleep.
He can’t youse filters either so we’d get all angles of Concorde nose and his cooncil haircut
We’d be flying through these threads quicker than the IBS oota Marion’s arse
if he was on Gogglebox.
Deek would be the eye candy
#FREEDEREK #DEREKISADARLING
Down side is imagine the utter crap he would buy with the monthly pay from Gogglebox and how insufferable he would be thinking he’s made it.
He can’t youse filters either so we’d get all angles of Concorde nose and his cooncil haircut
We’d be flying through these threads quicker than the IBS oota Marion’s arse
if he was on Gogglebox. Deek would be the eye candy
#FREEDEREK #DEREKISADARLINGDown side is imagine the utter crap he would buy with the monthly pay from Gogglebox and how insufferable he would be thinking he’s made it.
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