Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

[SuzyE]

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Love it He'll be bloody raging!

 

[Johnnoijones]

Of course ma lovelie. Am from a wee town next to Paisley so spent a lot of my years in Paisley, it was at its prime at one point but duck all in it these days.

If you remember Paisley at its prime you must be getting on a bit now

 

[Turmeric123]

Love a wee coach trip. Pack oor spam sandwiches and flask o tea. We can aw pay Mazda a wee visit and he can make us aw a hoat chocolate with his velvetiser.
No gonna lie when I first heard of a velvetiser I thought it was some kind a hair removal thing…….. smooth as a couple o dolphins in the bummin fort

Wonder if Brendan would join us

Have to say I also thought the velvetier was a hair removal device

 

[Rayne]

Love a wee coach trip. Pack oor spam sandwiches and flask o tea. We can aw pay Mazda a wee visit and he can make us aw a hoat chocolate with his velvetiser.
No gonna lie when I first heard of a velvetiser I thought it was some kind a hair removal thing…….. smooth as a couple o dolphins in the bummin fort

We can have lunch in castlevichii and go for a walk in the wastelands

 

[laynelo_]

I stay in paisley, literally 2 mins from Mario and it doesn’t represent communist Russia. It just depends on which part.

Just a wee joke hen, the hooses around it are fine but those block a 3 closes really are communist Russia and clearly an eyesore for the people that stay there

 

[Turmeric123]

We can have lunch in castlevichii and go for a walk in the wastelands

Beige food and a toxic wasteland - what more could you want
Oh yes one of lethal drinks

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Where aboots in paisley does Mazda actually stay

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Greatfully needed how can he get the basics so wrong! I know I ask this every time but I truly am baffled ma lovelies.

 

[Anti-influencer]

“Invest some more into our safe haven” aye coz the last investment of the panelling on the wall has went well with all the damp! Some investment that Maz. Well done.

P.S Hiya lovelies oan this bespoke new thread. Tons a luv

 

[Dawn Dayn]

If you remember Paisley at its prime you must be getting on a bit now

Screaming at this, margrit ma lovelie isn't johno a bleep, also are you 74.

 

[Chez300]

Now that they’ve got written confirmation that the flat isn’t going to be bulldozed to the ground, you can be sure that Marion will take that as a green light to spunk all their money at B&M (even more than usual!) I cannot believe he’s suggested ripping out that living room carpet in favour of…. lino Does he understand that carpets are designed to last for a good few years!?

He’d be stupid to do anything now until he knows what they are refurbishing inside. Imagine they want to rip up floor boards or remove plaster etc

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Screaming at this, margrit ma lovelie isn't johno a bleep, also are you 74.

Im only a young 38 ma lovelie. But in my early pub and clubbing days, over 20 years ago, Paisley was brilliant - Fury Murray’s, Suburbia, Buddha, Cafe Borgia and some others.

And when I was really young, I met Lesley Joseph at the 2nd birthday of the Paisley Centre. I never saw Princess Diana open it the year before which I am still raging about.

 

[Alistess]

Can we do a tattle coach tour of Paisley, Nae debates I need to know what it’s really like

My son is at Faslane but has a property down here. A few months ago he was coming home and came to us for food (he lives alone). He was late because he’d gone via Paisley to drop off a workmate and I must admit I was a tad jealous.

 

[laynelo_]

Av got a spare bedroom hens if youse want an overnight stay in magical Ptoon then have ur brekkie at Castelveechi, maybe I can make up a bumming fort on the couch anaw in true Marion style

Or youse can spend your christmas money in the paisley centre then top it aff at braehead (the 26 bus up - yous aren’t allowed taxis we’re no fancy so download the mcgills bus app)

PS bring a blade way yeez

 

[WookieCookie]

I used to love Paisley. I went tae that famous centre of learning... Canny Reid don't care. I remember when the last post was a post office lol tons o Paisley pattern love ma lovelies mwah mwah mwah

 

[Doodlebug71]

Av got a spare bedroom hens if youse want an overnight stay in magical Ptoon then have ur brekkie at Castelveechi, maybe I can make up a bumming fort on the couch anaw in true Marion style

Or youse can spend your christmas money in the paisley centre then top it aff at braehead (the 26 bus up - yous aren’t allowed taxis we’re no fancy so download the mcgills bus app)

PS bring a blade way yeez

Aye we could all top and tail in your hoose hen mibee a wee home bargains haul after castlevichi breakfast..so aye

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Last time Ah went tae Paisley for a meeting the parking ticket machine ate the last of Ma change. I wis running late so ah hud tae write a note for the attendant oan an envelope in the only lipstick ah hud, Ruby Woo. Looked like ah’d wrote him a note in ma ain blood. Folk in ma meeting said that will probably be the nicest note he’s hud aroon here.

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Actually lying here clutching ma beak….. it wouldn’t matter what oor Maz said or did we would still all rip the erse out of it and it would still be the funniest thing oan tattle

the things we huv him dain

 

[Inmyainlane]

I work in the big hoose, there’s a fair few folk ‘residing’ frae Paisley so I just judge the roughness on that!

 

[DesperadosRUs]

I work in the big hoose, there’s a fair few folk ‘residing’ frae Paisley so I just judge the roughness on that!

so yeh sayin paisley is the erse hole o Scotland? Canny relate Maself bein a respectable member of the Edinburgh community. I’ll get back in ma ain lane