It’s that his awful lamp he bought. Think it was from B&Q? It’s absolutely vile! I can’t find the exact one but it’s like this only with a square base.
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Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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How did you miss the dots of death journey on this? I believe it’s a boujee light from b&q, there was a similar one I think in nixt but the price was too bespoke for him, so he sourced a cheaper one which had terrible reviews but Mario is not one to care what others think he’s in his aine lane lovely
I huv just finished spending some of ma hard earned money on their bespoke meatballs maself, ma lovelie and am off a wander roond. Wonder if I’ll be able tae smell yer wealth in the boujee fake apartments, which happen tae be bigger than the bumming fort so aye.
The queue was massive so my smell probably projected around the whole of the restaurant. If you could smell something wealthy it was probably me
It's horrible. But note he never gushed over it much, so that to me says he hates it really as well
Buys a £100 velvetiser made for hot chocolate but remember hens he doesny like chocolate or sweet hings so aye… day aff cos IBS projection will be through the flairboards the morra, maybe that’s why the carpets so bogging. Anyway spine bright ma luvlies
Wis the point of the lamp no tae sit oan the other console table because there wisnae as much light oan that side? Am sure the actual window it’s noo sitting next tae provides plenty of light.
And I believe he described it as 'architectural' instead of industrial because he is pyoor boujee/an imbecile.How did you miss the dots of death journey on this? I believe it’s a boujee light from b&q, there was a similar one I think in nixt but the price was too bespoke for him, so he sourced a cheaper one which had terrible reviews but Mario is not one to care what others think he’s in his aine lane lovely
Hinch might have a big house but oor Maz has a box of thank you notes and memories from all the small businesses he saved to look over in years to come .
I think the next thread title should have a tong braxston mention ma lovelies so here’s my go at one
Cleaning with Mario #57 Tong Braxston - Just be a man(child) aboot it
Cleaning with Mario #57 Tong Braxston - Just be a man(child) aboot it
I seem to recall it was battery operated and bought specifically for the dark Christmas corner which has nae spare sockets?
Let me know if I should dae an emergency stop in my lane and get the hazards on!
Its a lamp.
Well prepare to carry out an emergency stop when I hit the dashboard with my clipboard ma lovelie cos I believe it was a mains electric one, as was mentioned at the time where he could plug it in. So aye
Aye ma lovelie, that’s what I remember anaw. Except there’s an auld photie which showed a lamp wae a cable leading behind the mirror. We’re clearly driving along the same lane here, ahll gie ye a wee toot!
Ffs Mazdas impending cat litter tutorial has fucked ma ads right up. That just whit a want to see while am in ma ain lane eatin ma soup stew and listening to tong
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Well am over ma bespoke bout of Covid and am celebrating tonight. Couldnae hav done it without you Tatty witches. This threed has kept me sane these last few days in isolation.
Higher Love is gooin oan and am gonna dance like naebody is watching… complete with sweaty pits and walking finger dance move.
Tons a love x
Higher Love is gooin oan and am gonna dance like naebody is watching… complete with sweaty pits and walking finger dance move.
Tons a love x
Are tou going to have a
to celebrate 
I'm like you but my isolation ends tomorrow night this thread has given me so many laughs at such a tit time
Tonssa love
Jesus Christ Ive strayed oot a ma laine and popped over here again to smell the wealth. I’m in bespoke hysterics at Tong Braxston.
bumming fort actually had me weeping
bumming fort actually had me weeping
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