Aye it’s crapet ma lovely
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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Mario did this!!! Used to boast about getting tore in at 5am back in his Debenhams days. I had a lot to say about this back in the early threadsAh actually ken someone (a pure bleep oh a human being) who’d get up at 5am, washing machine and tumble drier oan, hoover gawn and the radio oan tae dae hoosework and then in the shower singing loudly. Her neighbours got her an asbo
Every wan has better haircut than oor mierdre even tele savalas ( think he may be deed now tho) but you get ma drift hensIt's bad when your old dad has a better haircut than you. Those forehead lines, oof, that's you without the filter, Mario. His dad looks sweet though. Slide into my DMS daddy McKnight.
He’s probably drove they poor folk tae drugs being such a shite neighbourO
Mario did this!!! Used to boast about getting tore in at 5am back in his Debenhams days. I had a lot to say about this back in the early threads
In the words of Mario (commenting on folks who put their Christmas trees up in actual December)It's bad when your old dad has a better haircut than you. Those forehead lines, oof, that's you without the filter, Mario. His dad looks sweet though. Slide into my DMS daddy McKnight.
are ye fuckin..........are ye awrite?
Tbf Daddy McKnight looks like a glesga hard man. Prob kick aw oor erses for the rippin o his offspring
Been on a teef journae of my own this week, no one let me take the piss out of Marion’s tic tac teef anymore please
I think papa McKnight looks nice! He’s got really kind eyes- unlike Marion.
Yer right hen, just wouldn’t mess with himI think papa McKnight looks nice! He’s got really kind eyes- unlike Marion.
got Yourself some bespoke nashers doll? Did you graft for them or did the local boujee dentist gift you them??
Sit doon and get some class ma lovely, that sounds like the name the Po Po would gie to a Dundee-based serial killer who chops the hooters aff his victims
haaa god forgive meh. Class has been restored back in ma AIN Lane I go
I need tae take more pics of cleaning my bog tae get them done for free, although given the current state of how Marion’s are holding up I think I’ll keep mae own teef for now
The Beaky Clutchers - Ayrshire rivals of the Peaky Blinders.
You’ve only gone and hit the nail right on the heed ma darlin
Marion looks like some kind of human-bird hybrid in that pic. Anyone remember that episode of Tales From the Crypt where Robert Lindsay has an owl beak burst through his face and you can hear all his bones shattering?
Sending you a pot of home made soup and butter slices. Made wae love and 9 stock cubesAmnowell ma lovelie.
If Mario had more than a few wisps of hair:
The Beaky Clutchers seem tae be quite a sophisticated mob, they’ve infiltrated Strathclyde polis wae their best mobster, Tammy Shelby. She’s managed tae go undetected posing as a simpleton cleaner called Marion. So far naebody hus suspected, even managed tae steal their Christmas decorations withoot them noticing.
I'm all cosy in maSending you a pot of home made soup and butter slices. Made wae love and 9 stock cubes
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