looks like ChernobylSaw this on FB and thought oor mazda wis in the papers again, looks like the view from his bedroom windae.
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Makes it even funnier that it’s in Port Glasgow so only 20 minutes up the road fae him
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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When the other blocks are demolished the tat cave will sink like the Titanic into the marshland.
Oh christ I didn’t know about the poor wee cat trying to commit. Cat actually despises him.
Was on call all weekend, cannot believe I missed the unboxing of the 'velveteer'! That's made my Monday blue, but youse lot's commentary has more than made up for it!
Now I know it's yesterday's news, other than for its effects on his IBS today, but I think about it at least once a week when he makes the only meal he seems to ever make...have I been lied to my entire life? I grew up (in Scotland) with butchers in the family so different meats most nights, but the stovies we were fed before I became veggie were made with corned beef, I'm sure, and that's how my mum still makes them. Wettish but not soaking in a bowl of fluid like that. Was I never truly fed stovies? Is his bad but more authentic?
Now I know it's yesterday's news, other than for its effects on his IBS today, but I think about it at least once a week when he makes the only meal he seems to ever make...have I been lied to my entire life? I grew up (in Scotland) with butchers in the family so different meats most nights, but the stovies we were fed before I became veggie were made with corned beef, I'm sure, and that's how my mum still makes them. Wettish but not soaking in a bowl of fluid like that. Was I never truly fed stovies? Is his bad but more authentic?
I have an outdoor cat but he’s never once tried to jump out a window, and everybody else’s cat that I know of has also never done something like that. It’s very odd behaviour for a cat to say the least. Cats love exploring, poor wee things probably so under stimulated in that hell hole
Rayn literally despises him and it’s easy to see why. My all time favourite Marionism is when he’d post a picture / story of Rayn and then caption it / say “she scratched me right after this lol” and when his hands are visibly scratched to duck 
Your version is definitely my experience too, either made with stewing steak or corned beef. I am not sure what his abomination is but I don’t think I would call it authentic
Stovies should look more like this imo
)I also just remembered a laser toy that he bought for Rayn. It was like a tower thing that shone a laser light around for her to chase. Where did that go?The drinks trolley, that didn't last long. His coffee tables, the spare tyre one, and now the weird coffin one. Free though, sigh. The teeny tiny dressing table mirror.
aye darlin, my totally bespoke experience was corned beef anaw so yur no alone in discovering the true Stovie experience, we’ll muddle through this jurney together ma luvlie
Ma iPhone autocorrect is now fluent in Scottish Mario including the grammar. Although I am born and bred a braw Scottish wummin, I tend to just type in regular English. Ma pals are aw startin to wonder why I’m now fluent chookter (teuchter)
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Ooh i forgot about the fact there would be a wiki!! saving this for a bit of me timeHere hen
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Mario Mcknight is 38 years old and is hailed as Scotland's answer to Mrs Hinch. He has 143k followers on his Instagram account. He originally comes from Ardrossan in Ayrshire and currently lives in a 1 bed flat in Paisley with his fiancé Derek Johnstone and their pussy Rayn. Lengthy engagement...tattle.life
you do you darlin. Treat yersel, maybe get a wee hoat warm chocolate doon yer pipe and stick a wee melt in yer Janice (RIP)Ooh i forgot about the fact there would be a wiki!! saving this for a bit of me time
That’s chaosFound this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing
Just a pile of shite - bet there’s a weeks benefits worth of money just there
Back in yer ain lanes hens wae yer corned beef stovies, mazda's slop version is indeed a variation of "authentic" all be it a bit rotten looking, where I am in the west its square sausage, sliced potato and onion, sometimes even a wee cheeky link sausage in there too, for years there has been many a debate about what goes in it, but it differs from where you go in the country and different passed down recipes, also when I make it I cook the sausage a bit first so it doesn't look anaemic, I don't blind boil it to death like mazda's version 
Ah cannae unsee it noo Ave said it! Ah hope he doesnae change the filterA haunted cludgie brush!!
I have just gave that filter he uses a go and I looked amazing!!! But yet when he uses it he still looks like tit
Who is Marion trying to convince about the positive outlook? I’m no a betting man but I can see the tide turning before the end of the month!
I’ll take yer bet a raise yeh doll. He’s oan the edge, there’s gonna be plenty mair, you do you and all the positive patter o the day and then there will be mair pointless spending with a few extravagant splurges to try make himself feel a bit better but it winny work and then he will crack and it will aw be big Maw Hinches fault
It's bloody cold today, so here's Mario dancing to warm us all up. Heat comes from sexy feelings, or embarrassment.
Christ don’t give him ideas…. Afore we know it he’ll be cuttin aboot paisley with a cowboy hat and starting his stories with ‘Howdy ma lovlies’
Can you imagine, the music starting, Mario squinting at the camera, shaky hands undoing his hoosecoat belt...
I think we will all be taken on a livingroom laminate journey in the next month or so. I can feel it in my waters
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