Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

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to me it’s the sort of luxury if you can afford it you’d be getting it done anyway, not because Marion is plugging it. The main audience of his are Poundland shoppers just like himself who never save for anything half decent just spunk money on expensive stuff constantly like hot chocolate makers, AirPods, fryers all £100 a pop! All adds up over the month.
Yeah that’s what I don’t get, why would a business gift that to him? What is in it for them? Custom off the back of it?
 
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Loving this ‘Remember what Mario bought and then never used’ chat. Keep ‘em coming!

Alos, Toilet Guru!!! Own up! It wiz wan av youse!

Edit - spotted the typo and came here to edit but thought I’d leave it for that authentic Mario style.
The marble top nest of tables from Home Bargains. Totally gorge but huv since been replaced by the padded coffin.

Rayn's teepee.

The gifted rings that had ✨Believe✨ or some shite engraved oan them. He obviously didnae like them but is incapable of saying no to a freebie.
 
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What do like about Instagram?.. what do you like? What do I like? Who bleeping knows at this point.. his illiteracy is getting worse by the day hens
 
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Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 😱😱 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing 😆😆😆
This literally looks like the clearance shelf a b&m - covered in shite.
 
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Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 😱😱 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing 😆😆😆
That makes me itchy just looking at that, move one thing and it all crashes down to the floor
 
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Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 😱😱 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing 😆😆😆
duck right off was that his kitchen.. she’s crammed more shite in that corner than candy cane lane.. surprised his bespoke council surfaces are still standing under it all!
 
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Found this old photo of his hot chocolate station from 2020 😱😱 How much tat can you have on your kitchen counter! Proof though that he did buy the Swan milk frother thing 😆😆😆
Do I spy a Costa mug and Costa coffee pods? You know, the drink he doesn’t like.

Actually, does he still have the coffee machine?
 
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Do I spy a Costa mug and Costa coffee pods? You know, the drink he doesn’t like.

Actually, does he still have the coffee machine?
Don’t give him ideas he’ll be buying a Nespresso one next just like all the insta huns
 
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He really does try and convince himself on things. Making out that he was so excited for Christmas, then once it was over decided that it was all a front. Now he's loving January...Piss off you freak of nature. Just admit it, you hate your life 🙄

And it's a VELVETISER not Velveteer. Give me strength with this idiot 🙈

Another Mario bespoke messages to himself looking at the grammar 🤭
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Ah jist tried that filter he’s always using and it turned me intae a Russian escort - big een, mair tanned and ma lips look like Rayns erse hole. So how he still looks like a haunted cludgie brush oan every story is a mystery.
 
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Saw this on FB and thought oor mazda wis in the papers again, looks like the view from his bedroom windae.

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Makes it even funnier that it’s in Port Glasgow so only 20 minutes up the road fae him😂
 
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He really does try and convince himself on things. Making out that he was so excited for Christmas, then once it was over decided that it was all a front. Now he's loving January...Piss off you freak of nature. Just admit it, you hate your life 🙄

And it's a VELVETISER not Velveteer. Give me strength with this idiot 🙈

Another Mario bespoke messages to himself looking at the grammar 🤭
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I’m having deja vu ma lovelies. I’m convinced he’s shared this exact message before. I remember reading that he’d made someone finally apply for their dream job. I might be wrong, but I’m certain he’s shared this before 🤷‍♀️
 
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