This thread is always absolutely hilarious but honestly this done a number on me
I’m still laughing today! It’s so funny because it’s SO TRUE.
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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I’m still laughing today! It’s so funny because it’s SO TRUE.
I am clutching ma beak, I’m so glad I sat doon, got some class and re-read the WikiHere hen
Cleaning with Mario
Mario Mcknight is 38 years old and is hailed as Scotland's answer to Mrs Hinch. He has 143k followers on his Instagram account. He originally comes from Ardrossan in Ayrshire and currently lives in a 1 bed flat in Paisley with his fiancé Derek Johnstone and their pussy Rayn. Lengthy engagement...tattle.life
.Tonsalove to those involved in the creation of this masterpiece, mwah
I feel so sad for wee Rayn. Nae toys and she doesn’t seem to get the full run of the house. I’ve got indoor cats and they have every bloody cat toy going. And I still play with them for at least an hour each night when I get in from work.
The sooner Marion starts chanting on that small business, Pets at Home, in the scent Dreamies, the better.
The sooner Marion starts chanting on that small business, Pets at Home, in the scent Dreamies, the better.
One of my biggest questions is how the f did he manage to blag a smile 'makeover'? Are the dentists in the Paisley area that dead that they are willing to gift free knashers to Mazda just for something to do? I can see the work was required but I just hate how 'instagramers' get free treatments, expensive treatments too that are probably unattainable to the majority of their following due to the cost or something their audience are just not interested in. Mario a cleaning account showing off his new teef, oh sorry I forgot he was a PUBLIC FIGURE - ALL AREAS OF MY LIFE. Did I make up the public figure part? I know all areas of my life was definitely up there at one point. So aye am coming across crabbit, I'm hungry, off to speed down my laine to castle vichi before the celtic game. Hope youse have al hud a super day xxSomeone tell me what is clinging to his teeth in the before picture? The remnants of a pendulum breakfast? Bet his breath smelt pure wealthy
Same. I also have an indoor cat. The flat is basically hers and I merely live with her. She has every toy going, and i leash trained her from a kitten. Poor rayn. Come live with me.I feel so sad for wee Rayn. Nae toys and she doesn’t seem to get the full run of the house. I’ve got indoor cats and they have every bloody cat toy going. And I still play with them for at least an hour each night when I get in from work.
The sooner Marion starts chanting on that small business, Pets at Home, in the scent Dreamies, the better.
Who also remembers him buying crapet cleaner for the high footfall area?
Toilet guru is spot on. He's never aff it!
Loving this ‘Remember what Mario bought and then never used’ chat. Keep ‘em coming!
Alos, Toilet Guru!!! Own up! It wiz wan av youse!
Edit - spotted the typo and came here to edit but thought I’d leave it for that authentic Mario style.
Alos, Toilet Guru!!! Own up! It wiz wan av youse!
Edit - spotted the typo and came here to edit but thought I’d leave it for that authentic Mario style.
The drinks trolley, that didn't last long. His coffee tables, the spare tyre one, and now the weird coffin one. Free though, sigh. The teeny tiny dressing table mirror.
News flash. He likes the scent vanilla!!
Also remember the weird hexagon nest of tables in the middle of the livingroom and a special shout out to the tiny Hollywood vanity mirror he bought
Also remember the weird hexagon nest of tables in the middle of the livingroom and a special shout out to the tiny Hollywood vanity mirror he bought
The tiny vanity mirror and the mop leg, neither will ever stop being funny 
Navy blue accent cushions RIP
to me it’s the sort of luxury if you can afford it you’d be getting it done anyway, not because Marion is plugging it. The main audience of his are Poundland shoppers just like himself who never save for anything half decent just spunk money on expensive stuff constantly like hot chocolate makers, AirPods, fryers all £100 a pop! All adds up over the month.
You mean the scent vanilla bean?News flash. He likes the scent vanilla!!
Also remember the weird hexagon nest of tables in the middle of the livingroom and a special shout out to the tiny Hollywood vanity mirror he bought
The mirrored chrome finish phone, that didn't work, an ornament??? The knot thing, was that a cushion? Ooh the tray with legs that you put on the sofa arm so it could fall off and break the remote controls.
One thing will never change with you Mario. You'll always be a greedy, begging manchild 
Why is he speaking like Brenda from “Scary movie”? Such a strange little manOne thing will never change with you Mario. You'll always be a greedy, begging manchild
I mind when he bowat Rayn they see through bowls from Amazon but only told his lovelies after he received them so that they wouldnae sell oot, well I bowat some tae, totally influenced and afore I saw the rattle light. He used them wance, smashed them and couldnae get them again. Well my cats are still gawn strong
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