Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

[Babybail93]

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Debated about getting one for so long yet only the other day he said he was influenced to buy one by “oor Hannah” lies after lies with this wee bleep. However, clutching ma beak at the fact he’s just called it a velvettier

The unboxing has killed me the bleeping music! Some dramatic version of Tame after Tame

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

Mario hen, you can ask for your drinks hotter than standard temp if you want to scald your mooth. Back in my ain lane I go x

 

[Babybail93]

As much as I hate Hinch, I love that her dramatic reveals are of houses and tit. Mario’s dramatic reveal is of a £100 milk warmer he’s got on Klarna

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Mario hen, you can ask for your drinks hotter than standard temp if you want to scald your mooth. Back in my ain lane I go x

Exactly what I thought. I always ask for mine extra hot if I’m taking away. He’s so sheltered it’s frightening.

 

[DesperadosRUs]

The hot chocolatt range….. haha does he know mean hotel chocolat???

 

[Anti-influencer]

He looks like bleeping Albert Steptoe in that hoosecoat. And where the duck is he buying that square sausage?! It’s as pale as his ain anemic complexion

 

[honey&lemon]

The ‘Hot Chocolat velveteer’

No Marion. Just, no.

 

[DesperadosRUs]

The ‘Hot Chocolat velveteer’

No Marion. Just, no.

Goat tae fuckin love it though

 

[DramaQueen79]

I just came to say the exact same thing!! He is soo fecking thick its unreal

The hot chocolatt range….. haha does he know mean hotel chocolat???

What an utter fud he really is!!

 

[wivdaangles]

It was Varsova for a while (Vodka Wodka before that). It’s now something to do with a Duck

It’s the Ugly Duck now but it was The College Bar before that I think, then derelict before it became Zambretto then The Ugly Duck.

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

FFS Hotel Hot Chocalat need to sign him as a brand rep.

The headline theday: Hot Chocolate Warmer Makes Hot Chocolate Warm!

 

[Kat__lax]

I always laugh when people @ companies and say thank you. It wasn’t a gift ad or collab you paid for it yourself so why try make it look otherwise?

Edit to add very disappointed he didn’t describe them as a WEALTHY BRAND!

 

[Lady Bug]

Why has he got chopped up dirty old sponge in the pot? I'm glad he "refrained" himself from buying too much tat in Primark. I "restrained" myself from buying the gimmick that is The Velvetiser. I figure cheaper knock offs will appear soon. Until then it's a mug, a spoon and a tub of good old Cadbury hot choc.

 

[Whatsallthis]

It’s the Ugly Duck now but it was The College Bar before that I think, then derelict before it became Zambretto then The Ugly Duck.

That’s the one I forgot it was The College Bar too. Varsova was when it was at its best but that spiral staircase was an accident waiting to happen

 

[menopausalmargrit]

That’s the one I forgot it was The College Bar too. Varsova was when it was at its best but that spiral staircase was an accident waiting to happen

Varsova! That’s the one! What was the bar round next to the wee independent record shop called? I think it was pink outside at one point.

 

[Sloppys]

So I take it he’s never tried Hotel Chocolat before by him saying he went to the shop and brought some yesterday? I think he’s implying he’s never had it before by the explanation. Why spend all that money on something when you’ve never even tried their chocolate before? And must be on klarna or he would have brought it from the shop yesterday He’s a bleeping idiot.

ETA - he’s talking tit About the drinks being hot aswell from the velvetiser. It’s makes warm hot chocolate not hot hot chocolate if that makes sense. They say it’s so as not to burn the chocolate.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I prefer the Spanish hot chocolate, it's thick and sooo good. Only a million calories.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

His followers are as bleeping simple as he is. Influenced by a tit ‘review’ by oor Marion, imagine!

 

[IsButterACarb?]

So I take it he’s never tried Hotel Chocolat before by him saying he went to the shop and brought some yesterday? I think he’s implying he’s never had it before by the explanation. Why spend all that money on something when you’ve never even tried their chocolate before? And must be on klarna or he would have brought it from the shop yesterday He’s a bleeping idiot.

ETA - he’s talking tit About the drinks being hot aswell from the velvetiser. It’s makes warm hot chocolate not hot hot chocolate if that makes sense. They say it’s so as not to burn the chocolate.

It’s literally luke warm, you can drink it straight away. Gutted that he’s got the same one as me including the cups…..I had them way before Marion just incase people think I’m jumping on the same bespoke journee as him

 

[mammaof3]

So it's 'hot' chocolat.
He 'brought' 2 before.
and I bet he's spinning that there's a code off.
Moron.