Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas

[Skyflier6727]

Hello ma lovelies, as a wee treat for oor Marion, I have sought oot some Easter treasures for him.
I’m coming oot of ma laine to say that if he hasn’t already got these bunny storage jars then I predict he will be straight online with wee Dezzas credit card to order them, so aye….

Edit - the bunny with his ass in the air is particularly puzzling
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Dear god the arse bunny is like an Easter Madonna

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Ma luvlees any of you care to tell me what in the name of the wee wheel it is that mario is chomping his bespoke knashers on the now.

A tena lady pad. It's not fried, just a used one.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Is that a battered burger or a battered half pizza? Or a battered waaax melt. Ibs explosions incoming

It looks like a battered half pizza. My arteries have just clogged at the thought

 

[me ma will tell ya]

A tena lady pad. It's not fried, just a used one.

Thanks hen, the castlevichii pension day special then so. So boujee.

 

[SuzyE]

I had to come straight here to see what that thing is with his chips as well?!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I had to come straight here to see what that thing is with his chips as well?!

He's called Derek you witch!

 

[Lady Bug]

That's half a Tesco value margarita deep fried isn't it? Now I've heard of delicacies such as deep fried mars bars and even cream eggs. Have Castleveche got a wee boujee collab going with the local undertakers?

 

[Philimena cunk]

Look, I'm sure a small business could make one in grey crushed velvet.

I'd totally buy the tit out of that...

 

[other things online]

Serious question, is it tasty?!! And it’s defo a £1 frozen pizza from the supermarket

 

[RedHairedCrank]

Right I’m confused what on Earth is he eating?!

 

[Inmyainlane]

Right I’m confused what on Earth is he eating?!

Looks like a deep fried pizza in batter

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Just Eat tells me it’s a 1/2 Pizza Crunch, costing £3-£4.50. Pickles are 30p a go. Add the chips and you got yourself a bespoke meal for less than the price of a wax melt burner. Abzoloot bargain ma lovelies.

I need to go out and get drunk. As bad as him sat here searching for his supper on Just Eat

 

[Misssj80]

He goes on about cleaning his house (bedsit) like it takes hours (no I don't believe it took four hours last week), it would take 30 minutes max to clean that hobbit house and how many more photos of his bloody awful tree are we going to be shown before Christmas?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Just Eat tells me it’s a 1/2 Pizza Crunch, costing £3-£4.50. Pickles are 30p a go. Add the chips and you got yourself a bespoke meal for less than the price of a wax melt burner. Abzoloot bargain ma lovelies.

I need to go out and get drunk. As bad as him sat here searching for his supper on Just Eat

30p for a teeny tiny pickled onion?? You can get a whole jar from Aldi for 49p. If I’m having a pickled onion from a chippy then I want it to be a big massive duck off one

 

[Babybail93]

And just like that........

You can tell that insufferable pipsqueak is as desperate to leak a spoiler as I am to set about him with ma best Jimmy's

Don’t you remember when he filmed the whole bleeping ending of Toy Story 4? Showed it on his stories talking utter shite over the top

 

[RedHairedCrank]

Just Eat tells me it’s a 1/2 Pizza Crunch, costing £3-£4.50. Pickles are 30p a go. Add the chips and you got yourself a bespoke meal for less than the price of a wax melt burner. Abzoloot bargain ma lovelies.

I need to go out and get drunk. As bad as him sat here searching for his supper on Just Eat

I appreciate this level of investigative work this is why I wanted to stop being a tattle lurker!!

His poor new teeth

 

[Babybail93]

I appreciate this level of investigative work this is why I wanted to stop being a tattle lurker!!

His poor new teeth

His poor new teeth?

His poor hoop the morra, hen!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

On a bespoke December evening I treatit masel to the singing highlights. O M G. There is something seriouslu wrong with him if he ain't embarrassed by that ear bleeding pish.

Isn’t it a great highlight ma lovely, makes me cringe something serious, so aye

 

[blueshowbizz]

Ps can you all go and watch the “my singing” highlight. My ultimate fave. Spine bright mwah

'For the laughs' is a good highlight too - it's got the blind Nikita dug story

 

[Rayne]

I’m sheer gutted Marion dinnae take Grinchy tae Castlevecchi for a pure bespoke battered 1/2 pizza followed by a bespoke candy cane hot chocolate