You can get resurrection scenes, like Nativity.. but not the cute birth bit. Creepy and weird, I'd like them to be an insta thing.An Easter tree??? This cannot be realLord have mercy on my soul I am NOT ready
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Get tae yer bed Dawn hen, you’ve hud enough eggnog xxYou can get resurrection scenes, like Nativity.. but not the cute birth bit. Creepy and weird, I'd like them to be an insta thing.
Aww lovely you better get ready as the easter journey is coming soonAn Easter tree??? This cannot be real
the wee console tables will have Easter egg bunting on them like he's done with the candy cane ones.He will probably also have a bespoke creme egg glass storage jar gifted from insta or bought in home bargains.As you walk in his radiator cover will have some easter chicks on them or something like thatThe cushion covers will get changed I just can't think what colour the easter decor will be though
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Hello ma lovelies, as a wee treat for oor Marion, I have sought oot some Easter treasures for him. 
I’m coming oot of ma laine to say that if he hasn’t already got these bunny
storage jars then I predict he will be straight online with wee Dezzas credit card to order them, so aye….
Edit - the bunny with his ass in the air is particularly puzzling
I’m coming oot of ma laine to say that if he hasn’t already got these bunny
storage jars then I predict he will be straight online with wee Dezzas credit card to order them, so aye….Edit - the bunny with his ass in the air is particularly puzzling
Look, I'm sure a small business
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The Roman guard about to smash someone’s head in is a nice touchLook, I'm sure a small business
They're well classy init.The Roman guard about to smash someone’s head in is a nice touch
Youse all need tae get back in yet ain bespoke laine. Mario celebrates Eastie, no Easter ma lovelies. Tons a love. Tattie hearts xx
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Advert reminding me Mario got Derek a sticker for his controller.
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He did but his was £1.99. We all looked it up at the time. He is Scrooge McKnight when the moneys not going on himAdvert reminding me Mario got Derek a sticker for his controller.
He treats Derek like his wain! Poor Deek isn't clever enough to even realise
get shot of him DerekWhy not buy him it with his name £149 quid
I brought it for my 10 year old wouldn’t buy it for a grown guy 
just gives me cringe him the candy cane and it’s Fcking eggs I’ve been off since page 5 so I’m away to catch up like Hyacinth Bucket’s next door neighbour in Keeping Up Appearances when she would go for a coffee
Uh ohhhhhh the boilers broken again and he's fumming! It's been the week from hell! Mario get yourself the news on at what's happening in Yemen or Afghanistan then check if you're really having a week from hell or if you're just a bleeping drama queen in a sulk because your fake friend ghosted you. So aye.
It might just be me but I don't actually believe his tat cave is that clean. I bet he doesn't clean properly - like pulling everything out of it's place for a deep clean. I bet it's all sticky edges and smelling like boiled meat in there.
Mario there were no spelling mistakes or grammatical errors in your last story posting. U ok hun?
Cat hair and cheap body spray.
…. That he uses on his face
Not when he had all the mould in his shower ma lovelie for someone who guts the box everyday
Excuse you hen, it was not mould it was limescale (even though he lives in a soft water area) So aye must've been bespoke limescale - nae debates oan ma post!
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