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If he does this thread will be on 100 before you know it
Aww no, hope mario kids don't see this.
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Fucksake does he this he's boris this week
Indicating into your lane... I love a half pizza crunch supper after one too many of they abzalootly lethal drinks, but they are nay chip shoap pickles ma lovely. That's bespoke hoose pickles!!It's delicious !!
I'll see myself out
It’s okay. Mario and derek BELIEVE dawn. They have bells and a reminder on their tree too. They love the little Xmas eve boxes he leaves for them
1) If you stopped spinning your money on tat you’d be able to save for a house then you could have a front door, back door and a bath.
2) Absolutely not Marion, you can’t string a sentence together. Not even subtitles would help! You shake like a shitting dog when doing a story on this app so you’d be full on having a fit if it was actual tv.
2) Absolutely not Marion, you can’t string a sentence together. Not even subtitles would help! You shake like a shitting dog when doing a story on this app so you’d be full on having a fit if it was actual tv.
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Omg imagine him on gogglebox, he really does think he’s worthy of being on there doesn’t he? I bet he sits there watching it bitching to deek about how much better he is than all of them, he wouldn’t last 5 mins, he’d be ripped to shreds, I bet all his lovelies have inboxed him encouraging him, a bit like when someone thinks they’re hilarious and say people tell me I should be a stand up comedian!!!! Prick 
get in the bin, maz
get in the bin, maz
Already did hen
Imagine if he had a bath we would probably be getting updates with him in the bath 
Can someone please translate this gibberish? He’s too busy to be in this but he’s not on it much now.
Anyhow, here’s a picture of his tree from when it looked like a tree and not like the childcatcher’s wet dream.
Anyhow, here’s a picture of his tree from when it looked like a tree and not like the childcatcher’s wet dream.
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He's going to recharge completey... It's like a gone wrong translation, without punctuation. Completey..why hasn't he got autocarrot on. A Christmas comma, well me too, after Katie Price gets jailed for fifty years/fined £50 on Wednesday.
He’s saying he’s absalooootely scunnert wae the tree and Christmas; he’s got nae content noo tae offer and he’s noo huvin tae work aw the hours gawn fae now tae eternity tae pay off the Klarna and credit cards.
I can picture it now. Mario who doesn’t watch much tv next to derek who wants his tv back to play his games. He can’t cope with the “fame” he has at the moment… he couldn’t just take commas from gogglebox especially if he became a “favourite”
He eats absolutely shite food. Nae debates.
Although nice to see him consume something today that’s not completely beige!
Although nice to see him consume something today that’s not completely beige!
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He really is full of tit, he can't stay off Instagram an hour let alone a couple of weeks. Pull the other one Marion lol
This really translates to these two have been helping St Mario get over his heartbreak and humiliation from Hinch not bothering to visit him while just along the road from him .
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Aye exactly, he’ll be back oan pretending it’s Deek as Marion’s at workTruth
He really is full of tit, he can't stay off Instagram an hour let alone a couple of weeks. Pull the other one Marion lol
God forbid he actually had something real to moan about! He is pissing me right off. His 'week from hell' is the stuff of dreams for millions of people. Hinch owes him zilch, she is not your friend Maz, shes a Sales Rep.
Omg im getting back in my own lane, he is knocking me doolally
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