Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas

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Uh ohhhhhh the boilers broken again and he's fumming! It's been the week from hell! Mario get yourself the news on at what's happening in Yemen or Afghanistan then check if you're really having a week from hell or if you're just a bleeping drama queen in a sulk because your fake friend ghosted you. So aye.
Moaning about the boiler but he PAYS FUHLLL RENTT so it will be fixed for free. Nearly had a heart attack when ours broke and I looked at costs for gas engineers.. swerving back to ma lane now nae debates
 
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And just like that........

You can tell that insufferable pipsqueak is as desperate to leak a spoiler as I am to set about him with ma best Jimmy's 😠😠
 
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Excuse you hen, it was not mould it was limescale (even though he lives in a soft water area) So aye must've been bespoke limescale - nae debates oan ma post!
Ohh I do apologies Ma darling 💎 but this is my comment ,my rules so tattie hearts to ya 🤣👌😘
 
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I wish that wee bald twit would just stop going on about his DM's not working, NOBODY GIVES A FUCKKKKK @chickenlittle007.

The more he bangs on about them not working just makes it even more obvious that they do in fact work, so aye :m
 
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And just like that........

You can tell that insufferable pipsqueak is as desperate to leak a spoiler as I am to set about him with ma best Jimmy's 😠😠
I watched it before I read his ramblings n I really thought he was going to give away a huge spoiler, I think I’d have messaged him if he did, not that he’d have seen it lol I can imagine he’s that sort of person to take great delight in spoiling storylines for people, little hole! 🤣🤭😱
 
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I watched it before I read his ramblings n I really thought he was going to give away a huge spoiler, I think I’d have messaged him if he did, not that he’d have seen it lol I can imagine he’s that sort of person to take great delight in spoiling storylines for people, little hole! 🤣🤭😱
He spoilt the result of Drag Race UK season 2 by posting approx 0.5 seconds after the final aired. Absolute hole behaviour.

If he posts a SATC spoiler before I watch it I will be FUMMING!
 
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I hope to god when they move those bespoke ikea custom made boujee wardrobes that there’s just a wall a soggy black mould behind them😂😂😂
 
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Hello ma lovelies, as a wee treat for oor Marion, I have sought oot some Easter treasures for him. 😉🤢
I’m coming oot of ma laine to say that if he hasn’t already got these bunny 🐰 storage jars then I predict he will be straight online with wee Dezzas credit card to order them, so aye….

Edit - the bunny with his ass in the air is particularly puzzling 🤣🤣
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Gawjus!! Abzolootleee stunnin. such gooood qualiteee. But! I don’t do sweet things remembah!!! It’s just no me. There’s to be no Easter egg jurnees fur me. Not on ma page!!! So aye!!!!!

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On a bespoke December evening I treatit masel to the singing highlights. O M G. There is something seriouslu wrong with him if he ain't embarrassed by that ear bleeding pish.
 
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Uh ohhhhhh the boilers broken again and he's fumming! It's been the week from hell! Mario get yourself the news on at what's happening in Yemen or Afghanistan then check if you're really having a week from hell or if you're just a bleeping drama queen in a sulk because your fake friend ghosted you. So aye.
He’s probably turned the thermostat off again 🙄
 
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Ma luvlees any of you care to tell me what in the name of the wee wheel it is that mario is chomping his bespoke knashers on the now.
 
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