Just swerved intae the 'broo laine' one up one doon eeeeh so aye.Yeh cannae Polish a turd, but yeh can paint new eyebrows oan it. So aye
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Just swerved intae the 'broo laine' one up one doon eeeeh so aye.Yeh cannae Polish a turd, but yeh can paint new eyebrows oan it. So aye
If you're into exotic Scottish delicacies then I recommend the stovies highlight. The makeup journees are...well...here's a preview...Right the hinch thread that made me stop being a lurker peaked my curiosity at Marion and I’ve followed him is he always this mundane or am in for a treat soon?
I’m resisting the urge to watch any highlights but from catching up on This thread I think I’m missing out on some prime late night comedy viewing
Ffs, why doesn't he have a feckin nose job. Surely he must know how massive it is?!If you're into exotic Scottish delicacies then I recommend the stovies highlight. The makeup journees are...well...here's a preview...
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Enjoy ma lovelie
He could actually save money on that i believe and get filler in it they fill the nose and lift it with injections.its actually amazing what they can do now a days.Ffs, why doesn't he have a feckin nose job. Surely he must know how massive it is?!
He'll need a good bit filler in his beak to even it outHe could actually save money on that i believe and get filler in it they fill the nose and lift it with injections.its actually amazing what they can do now a days.
Pyoor clutchin ma beakFfs, why doesn't he have a feckin nose job. Surely he must know how massive it is?!
Teeth like the Maryhill barracks wall. Pure bespoke row a condemned buildings. So aye and so forthFancy laughing at mario’s teef journay ma lovely! Marios teef journay was my fave journay of them all. Here’s a pure beautiful real life before picture for you!
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Perfect present for Mazda, he could answer the door from his bed with thatI’m coming oot of ma laine to say oor Marion works hard (for 2 hrs a week) and deserves to be all cozy and snug with criss and joos.
To ensure his coziness isn’t disturbed by getting up to gut the place I have found a way for him to reach his bed, his hot chocolate station and his front door from the comfort of his teeny tiny sofa. I give you : -
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EDIT - l do have concerns that this may be bigger than him, but it will give him a Mr Tickle arm and so the lazy duck can stay where he is. It’s unisex ma lovelies and also VAT exempt in the same way that Marion is probably tax exempt as he earns naff all. Spine bright
Happy birthday ma lovelie, well done for living life as it should be.Morning ma lovelies. Just catching up. It was my birthday yesterday so spent the day celebrating. Stayed at a lovely hotel but wasn’t aw cosy by 7pm na I didn’t tell you it was ma birthday cos I didn’t want you all sending me gifts that I didn’t know about. That’s why I didn’t announce it months in advance and I also didn’t have a balloon arch or Prosecco stand. Mwah love you all x
I 100 percent agreed with @menopausalmargrit and I think it was more about the girls mother than Hinch. Maybe he expected to be invited too, and then they just ignored his messages.Don’t know if this has been posted, took it from the Hinch thread - Katie’s mum posted this
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I hope you had a lovely dayMorning ma lovelies. Just catching up. It was my birthday yesterday so spent the day celebrating. Stayed at a lovely hotel but wasn’t aw cosy by 7pm na I didn’t tell you it was ma birthday cos I didn’t want you all sending me gifts that I didn’t know about. That’s why I didn’t announce it months in advance and I also didn’t have a balloon arch or Prosecco stand. Mwah love you all x
Everyone involved is just rude. Mother could've politely said, Mario it'll be too much with you there as well. Hinch could've met him for coffee, an hour out of her weekend. Mario should've taken the high road, or directly addressed it, not a pass agg rant he deletes. I can't imagine behaving the way the insta huns do, beyond cringe.Happy birthday ma lovelie, well done for living life as it should be.
It'll be interesting if he receives even more decor, even though he cannae communicate with these firms.
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I 100 percent agreed with @menopausalmargrit and I think it was more about the girls mother than Hinch. Maybe he expected to be invited too, and then they just ignored his messages.
he's no goat a big nose hen its just a wee heed he's goatFfs, why doesn't he have a feckin nose job. Surely he must know how massive it is?!
Right guys not one of your suggestions disappointed me, I am now fully invested in the tragedy that is Marion it’s like you want to look away but can’t.
I am hoping he is planning on being more active on his stories because the highlight reels were prime entertainment for me last night!!
Thank you all!
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don't worry ma lovelie he'll deffo keep you entertained he's just in a wee huff the noo
Marion thinks like a 13 year old girl that’s just had her first period so the only way he knew how to react was by publicly posting a passive aggressive rant and so forth.Everyone involved is just rude. Mother could've politely said, Mario it'll be too much with you there as well. Hinch could've met him for coffee, an hour out of her weekend. Mario should've taken the high road, or directly addressed it, not a pass agg rant he deletes. I can't imagine behaving the way the insta huns do, beyond cringe.
I don't know why I expect any better from a loon who shows us the skids marks in his loo. I don't expect hinch to be anything other than the whiny bag she is, imagine getting rich off insta and complaining non stop.Marion thinks like a 13 year old girl that’s just had her first period so the only way he knew how to react was by publicly posting a passive aggressive rant and so forth.
Remember the framed WiFi password?Mario's WiFi is in his forehead, needs to hold his phone closer to it, pick up those DMS calling him a bleep.
Hinch could've used that.Remember the framed WiFi password?