I will catch up on today’s posts now ma lovelies, just wanted to share Mr Noseybonks latest thoughts on Mazda (who he still calls Marigold)….
Him - Are you on that tattle again? Are you looking at the nosey
duck?
Me - Which nosey
duck?
Him - The nosey
duck with the nose, and voice, Marigold. Has he still got that mad tree?
Me - He’s still got the tree but he’s sulking at the moment cos Mrs Hinch didn’t visit him when she was in nearby in Scotland.
Him - Shes that woman who made you buy the cleaning
tit. Don’t start watching her again, we’ve no room for more crap. Why would anyone want to visit that big nosed t&at.
Me - She makes out they are friends and Marigolds nose is fine to her cos her husband used to have a far bigger nose ***showed Mr Noseybonk a pic of Jamie’s old nose off the hinch thread***
Him - What the
duck is that. He must be rich or have a massive dick if she still married it.
And….there ends another highbrow intellectual conversation about influencers and Tattle with Mr Noseybonk