Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas

[Rayne]

Mario:

Also Mario 24 hours later:

The only explanation for this is the cloud of zoflora fumes that he was breathing in after cleaning for 4 hours Friday finally cleared lmao

 

[Sloppys]

Well at least this time she’s made a onesie in the size hobbit for Marion. And it’ll only cost Tesco £17 to gift it to him!

 

[Poptart]

Can someone who follows them both please ask if they met up at the weekend on that post

 

[Old Banger Bett]

So he's oot the huff noo

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

He's backView attachment 909271

How pathetic Marion. You look ridiculous hen everyone saw that post even Soph probably did, you know your bestie who you've supported from day, but couldn't take one minute to visit her wonderful friend would've respected him a tiny bit if he had said duck that fake arse witch

Well that didn't age well

 

[Inmyainlane]

He's backView attachment 909271

Broon nosing and back tracking, he’s done, he’s fumming, he’s cut ALL ties

 

[other things online]

I check in here when I’m on bookkeeping and finance course, oh and I’m also a cleaner a(scrubber I am) mum of two beautiful girls and a dog who is also pregnant, in all seriousness I don’t understand why baby girls rayn isn’t allowed outside poor thing

 

[Lalalaand]

Fs well its been quite the jurneh this weekend eh?! And here's me missing it aw slogging away at ma joab. Might need tae dae a Mario and cut down to just 3 bespoke hours a week so I can spend the rest of ma time clutching ma beak on here

 

[Drea2904]

Hey my lovelies I know you’d know he’s ok after the comment wanting a free hoosecoat …. He’s also on TikTok commenting etc he’s just lurking
Hi Marion

 

[SuzyE]

I check in here when I’m on bookkeeping and finance course, oh and I’m also a cleaner a(scrubber I am) mum of two beautiful girls and a dog who is also pregnant, in all seriousness I don’t understand why baby girls rayn isn’t allowed outside poor thing

There's nothing wrong with keeping a cat indoors, l have two.
My cat's have a cat tree and more toys to play with than some human kids, poor Rayn doesn't seem to have anything like that.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Hey my lovelies I know you’d know he’s ok after the comment wanting a free hoosecoat …. He’s also on TikTok commenting etc he’s just lurking
Hi Marion

He's also screaming with all them exclamation marks. He's been on here defoso aye.

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Marion having his bespoke tantrum and not posting on Insta must be how us normal folk feel when we’re on a diet desperate to stuff some chocolate but not allowed am surprised he didn’t make a return post today.. no way he will last until Christmas.

 

[Noseybonk]

Just read on the Hinch thread that that wee girl also idolises Mazda. Has he ever made the effort to go and see her?
I know her Maw was one of the guns that was at his big birthday soirée so I’m hoping he has made the effort and I’ve just missed it.

Hold the phone… so the mother who is publicising/exploiting the child was one of the bints when auld ma Rendal was rooting through his cupboard

 

[Rayne]

Marion having his bespoke tantrum and not posting on Insta must be how us normal folk feel when we’re on a diet desperate to stuff some chocolate but not allowed am surprised he didn’t make a return post today.. no way he will last until Christmas.

He’s got 289 more tree posts planned nay way ma lovely will he be goon til aftay Christmas

 

[Noseybonk]

it’s a crazy, sometimes heavy thread, but honestly in my opinion it got a bit ruined when two of his”friends” came on and started airing their drama, which is ironic considering we’re all here because we like the drama and a gossip right, but I like it when there’s some anonymity behind it all. I mean like Jeezus how can you sell your friend out like that no matter what transpired between you all or how much they’re despised on here. Like take a seat, stay in youse ain lane and get some class you trashboxes

Mario may be a witch and a bit of a c**t, but he’s a funny witch. I do believe he’s harmless and his threads have made me howl with laughter clutching ma beak and there’s no maliciousness/nastiness like some threads. Over there they’re like it’s the best funniest thread on Tattle. Um no. It’s really not

Whilst we are thread sharing, does anyone know what I mean by the word ‘armish’ Now Bradley is a grade A bellend but I can’t look away

Hey my lovelies I know you’d know he’s ok after the comment wanting a free hoosecoat …. He’s also on TikTok commenting etc he’s just lurking
Hi Marion

Sadie is being outed! The grass

 

[Step-by-step]

“Children in looking like their parents shocker”

Yea, kids looking like their parents, gosh isn’t that utterly amazing, so aye

 

[Babybail93]

Yea, kids looking like their parents, gosh isn’t that utterly amazing, so aye

He should know about family genetics of all people! I mean, look at the bleeping snoz his Dad gave him and his brother

 

[Step-by-step]

He should know about family genetics of all people! I mean, look at the bleeping snoz his Dad gave him and his brother

He’s a pro & doesn’t know it
Some big snout genes wrecking around

 

[Babybail93]

He’s a pro & doesn’t know it
Some big snout genes wrecking around

It’s funny he has a massive conk as well. Have you seen Hinch’s husband’s old nose!? It’s like bleeping concord. Pray them poor boys don’t inherit it.

 

[Step-by-step]

It’s funny he has a massive conk as well. Have you seen Hinch’s husband’s old nose!? It’s like bleeping concord. Pray them poor boys don’t inherit it.

Jaymeee’s old nose makes Maz’s look absssoooutely fiinneee