Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[Babybail93]

This is the bedroom of two men in their THIRTIES with nae children. Just let that sink in.

 

[liltatling]

It’s like one of those joke noses attached to glasses isn’t it?

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aw maw gawd it actually is

 

[Popper]

The balloons there’s balloons!!!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Bored.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I just think bashing someone successful is not being kind. Mario's worked hard to get where he is,he has a big following,his own range out with AMA! Many people would be made up with that,chuffed to bits!

He's a part time cleaner who lives in a tiny council flat in a really rough area. He can't drive, has no education, no prospects, and when Derek chucks him out he'll have no home. How is that successful. The insta followers he got via hinch, he has nothing he got from his own efforts.

 

[Babybail93]

Hark at the Dali Lama! Fuck off hen. You don’t do it for “this app”? I think your millions of stories and reshares today tell a different story. If you didn’t do it for the app, one picture on your grid would suffice. Now shut the fuck up and shite out that rancid Chinese

 

[Vancey]

Rayn, do your worst

 

[Cagayu]

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He does not need encouraging to buy any more tat. Just because you have a candy cane 'theme' does not mean everything has to have a candy cane on it...and if you are slapping them on everything make sure they're the right way round! If he dresses up that poor cat as a candy cane I'm marching dooon to paisley and saving the poor wee mite.
His followers are just as deranged as him 'this is giving me lift' I like that phrase better than what it was meant to say mind so aye

Spine bright, this thread gives me lift!

This feels like inception.
Marion talking to Marion about Marian?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Shirley from Eastenders coat. It says a lot when 2 sprays of your perfume cost more than the whole outfit

How dare you! I treatit masel tae this from primark, so aye!

 

[HulaHannah]

Can anyone enlighten me as to 'mastery' of what? Mastered absolutely nothing. As has been shown multiple times over on social media, people get followings for anything and nothing, especially if they spend their lives arse-liking a larger account (Mario is definitely Hinch's PAL - I forgot about that old insult until just now!). Then we have someone churning out wax melts that the cult naively bought into on her sayso, who latched onto Mario's lonely middle-aged following who bought desperate to be liked and have their stories shared... I know! His 'Mastery' is being able to reshare ALL stories he is tagged in because it doesn't take him long, and he is just that self-obsessed (most other people don't go to that effort as it's a bit pathetic needing to show validation from randoms online).

I can sleep comfortable in the knowledge that I am most definitely not jealous of someone like Mario. I have a career that I have worked hard for and can progress nicely in, we have a degree of financial security, I don't have an out of control shopping habit (or any other 'vice') being used to fill a void in my life and create inane content for validation and human interaction. My social media is not needed for likes. I share genuine hobbies, travel, events, etc. And even then it is all minimal as I don't live for social media - a single photo of a destination or event may be all that is needed, and that doesn't include a photo of the same meal on a weekly basis with my partner, nor a photo everyday of the exact same hideous set-up. I don't need to force my life for social media. No tat purchases. No rush to try and decorate months in advance because I have nothing else to share or do with my time. No desperate attempts to keep up with 'trends'.

People need to stop throwing around the word 'jealous' when people are calling out some of the crap influencers do and share as it is simply not true. We can just dislike what they stand for!

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Cleaning with Mario - How not to do Christmas.

I have no words right now ma lovelies, what an absolute tat fest. I wonder what them balloons will look like in 7 weeks time .

Something like this ma lovelie?

 

[chickenlittle007]

Mario had a big input into the range and alot of time went into it!! No matter what you say,he does work hard.

 

[Johnnoijones]

I have no words for that total tack fest. Christmas tree in a bedroom of a one bedroom flat? He needs an intervention

 

[menopausalmargrit]

It’s the first Dayn of Christmas Dawn I can barely wait ma lovely

Imagine having so much stuff it takes you a week to get it all up and looking just right and perfect, all to impress strangers on your wee page and take them on a magical candy cane juuurney. The time, the effort I’m no sure it’s what baby Jesus would have wanted Maz

Let’s not forget that it’s a one bedroom flat that he’s decorating, not fucking Harrods! He has so many screws loose that it’s frightening!

How off the press my lovelies, They’ve scrapped the full morning agenda at COP26 and replaced it with a countdown to the big Christmas Reveal. A sourced said that Nicola Sturgeon referred to Marion as “a National Treasure” when speaking to Joe Biden.

 

[onlyheretoorbit]

Just imagining trying to walk into the living room and having to swat that balloon monstrosity out of your bloody face.

Who just chills at home with a balloon arch?! It’ll be half deflated by the time December rolls around

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I am not mario I just think that he does work hard.

 

[Babybail93]

Stop it!

 

[notanothergrammer]

McBaldy Culkin

So who’s going to do the 52nd day of Christmas ma lovelies? Geez yer best patter…

Oan the 52nd day of Xmas oor Moira gave to me, The windae display from Salvation army

 

[Ginoclock]

Can't wait ro see the limp dick balloon arch in a few days

that's a more suitable theme for the Mcknightmare before Christmas

The Mcknightmare before Christmas definitely needs to be the next thread title

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Say it louder for the people at the back (mainly Chicken Little)

He didn’t design the diffuser

He’s 100% reading here judging by his latest hold to read rant. He doesnae do it fur tha gram so aye…