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Whyβs he acting like throwing up some decorations in the tat cave is βso exhaustingβ ????? Itβs hardly painting the bleeping Sistine chapel! 
The way his is actually bigger. Terrifying
Am jist hoping wee Rayn comes through fur me at some point over the next seven (!!!!) weeks and treats his tree as a candy cane scratching post ma lovelies!
Oh ma lovelies youse are aw cheering me up theday! Am crabbit and no well. Tonsa love X xx
Pleased to see this thread has just been kickstarted again in time for Sunday 
The first warehouse would just have wax melt burner in - nae debates!!
They were three of my favs, miss that kinky witch @Kikini Bamalam!
Ahm just back in fae seeing Priscilla at the theatre ma lovelies and the sneak preview of his tree has brought me right doon aff ma gin high! CRABBIT!
The teeth are one thing but what a great whopper of a beakLittle maggot head
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Him having his teeth whitened is like putting a bleeping spoiler on a G reg Fiesta. Nae point!
Thereβs got to be a rhinoplasty jurney surely
Christ on a bike, wee candy canes every day until boxing day, I cannae cope.
Those candy canes are too big for that small tree, canβt wait to see the main tree on Sunday, itβs going to be epic for all the wrong reasons
What's that nestled in between the tree and lamp holder? A Christmas collection box????
Probably to ask guests for money after all the debt he's going to be in again after buying all this tat.
I mean if he got rid of those stupid candles it would look less cluttered for a start. I hate myself for not hating this
probably because those baubles remind me of Colombina hard candy sweets lol 
It's actually making me feel a little nauseous. Poor deek having to stare at all thisThose candy canes are too big for that small tree, canβt wait to see the main tree on Sunday, itβs going to be epic for all the wrong reasons
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This man is definitely a therapist's dream by the way he's behaving.
I'm sure he believes he's someone important decorating a massive stately home, except we know different
What a prize tool he is.
I'm sure he believes he's someone important decorating a massive stately home, except we know different
What a prize tool he is.
Simple Marion? SIMPLE? That is a long long way from simple. Stay in your lane hen, nae debates 
@menopausalmargrit , oh Margrit, do you remember that great day when Kiki called Marion a jam-strangling fuckpig? Many months later the thought of it still corpses me with laughter!
What are they on about, simple?? 
itβs pure cluttered! How many signs on one small shelf do you need 
itβs pure cluttered! How many signs on one small shelf do you need
What's that comment about painting the hall telephone? He painted a phone?What are they on about, simple??
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He painted the intercom with black acrylic paint ma lovely. He also painted the connecting wire.
Can pure see all the strings for the 400 decorations on the 30cm tree. Itβs bleeping hellish.
Aw the hall painting journee is my favourite. Honourable mentions this
and my wee cheeky comment that probably got me karmar on my arseβ¦
Simple β¦.. 
Absolutely 
Mazza, you are a Simpleton so aye!
Believe in the magic of Christmas
Absolutely Mazza, you are a Simpleton so aye!
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