Ken those fancy coffee table books from designers that are like £50-£100 a pop? Like them but his are bespoke ordered to make cereal boxes made with paper and stickers by his pal who either takes her photos of her house in black and white or I have got Kerry katona eyesIt was the books for me.
People message him re the other ones round his “home” they’re placed on show like a trophy!!
I don’t know what these are supposed to be?
To be fair he is probably too thick to realise autumn is an actual seasonSit yoursell doon and get some class hen, we all know Mario DOESNAE DO SEASONAL.
I don’t know how he can stand it in all honesty, I love Christmas but I take my Christmas tree down as soon as I can cause it causes me so much stress to have all that extra shite in the way
I love Christmas and give into the kids and put the tree up first weekend in December (never in November) but the second Xmas is over I’m itching to get rid of the clutterSit yoursell doon and get some class hen, we all know Mario DOESNAE DO SEASONAL.
I don’t know how he can stand it in all honesty, I love Christmas but I take my Christmas tree down as soon as I can cause it causes me so much stress to have all that extra shite in the way
This is exactly like me! My wee girl loves Christmas so I do give in haha. She also loves Halloween and all things creepy so I let her have her Halloween decorations up on Halloween only but she walks about dressed like a skeleton for most of OctoberI love Christmas and give into the kids and put the tree up first weekend in December (never in November) but the second Xmas is over I’m itching to get rid of the clutter
Please please make this the new thread titleCleaning with Mario #43: A seasonal new thread bespokely ordered to make
Not even too proud to beg, cos it's from the bespoke mooth of the maestro himselfPlease please make this the new thread title
Cleaning with Mario #43: A seasonal new thread bespokely ordered to make a cheeky toastie for supperCHEEKY TOASTIE FOR SUPPER?! I’m done my lovelies!!!
A bespoke cheeky toastie!!CHEEKY TOASTIE FOR SUPPER?! I’m done my lovelies!!!
Ded, DED as Mario's brain.So much to unpack from those stories, what an absolute bleeping moron he is, “leafs” and what were those white pumpkins, I’m sorry but she saw you coming with those mate, bleeping hell, they were diabolical they were like something off one of those Facebook pages that take the piss out of stuff people sell, his vocabulary is atrocious why does he try to sound more intelligent than he actually is?? Bloody hell my head hurts now
Don't for the love of god ask me how I know this, but that looks exactly like a poo coming out of a constipated granny's bum.View attachment 740435
This has got to be a fuckin joke surely? It doesn't get much worse than this absolute tat