Mario hen you're a bespoke bullshitting bawbag, 
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Bespoke ordered to made 
WTAF is all this shitey tat!!! 
He’s even had himself custom made a baby non-spill cup
Have to laugh as the wax melt cauldron was actually another account that tagged him in that ages ago.
So with all the Christmas stuff he’s already bought where the hell is he keeping this stuff in the hobbit hole….he must have paid for a shipping container outside his windae ma lovelies
He’s even had himself custom made a baby non-spill cup Have to laugh as the wax melt cauldron was actually another account that tagged him in that ages ago.
So with all the Christmas stuff he’s already bought where the hell is he keeping this stuff in the hobbit hole….he must have paid for a shipping container outside his windae ma lovelies
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That is a lot of tit! No wonder he is starting early! He needs to use it for the full 2 months to get his monies worth! What a sad little runt
The dots of death infuriated me - why did I even watch it?! What a wasteful little prick.
Is this a thing now? Will we get a full Easter decoration jurnee? Valentines? 4th of July? Pancake Day? The Queen Mother’s second cousins’s birthday?
God he is such a desperate wannabe.
Is this a thing now? Will we get a full Easter decoration jurnee? Valentines? 4th of July? Pancake Day? The Queen Mother’s second cousins’s birthday?
God he is such a desperate wannabe.
£18 for a pack of 12 tiny fabric decorative pumpkins?????? The man must be off his medication because HOLY HELL that is some false economy 
it would be smarter to actually flush your money down the toilet.
it would be smarter to actually flush your money down the toilet. 
What is with this “came through for me” pish patter? Such a damsel in distress, marios superheros in no particular order crapet kerr, Ikea, amazon, falbon wrap accounts etc 
he really does think he is a ticket 
as if some folk are wanting him roasting them back and forth with his idea of bespoke
he really does think he is a ticket as if some folk are wanting him roasting them back and forth with his idea of bespokeBespoke ordered to make, whatever you cater tae or would like to match your decor.
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I’m sure I felt something burst in my head when I was trying to decipher that ma luvlees. It was nice knowing youse
Btw I want my wake dinner in Amore, wake cocktails in the Dakota, and aw the insta cows to come up to ma gaff and dae the slosh and go through ma cupboards.
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I’m sure I felt something burst in my head when I was trying to decipher that ma luvlees. It was nice knowing youse
Btw I want my wake dinner in Amore, wake cocktails in the Dakota, and aw the insta cows to come up to ma gaff and dae the slosh and go through ma cupboards.
Am so confused ma lovelies. With aw of the bunting and wreaths and pyoor tat, anyone would think he is decorating for a party. But we awe know there is nae party. Unless he's inviting the Wicked Witches of West Scotland roond again for another nosey through his cupboards.
People don't decorate their homes according to the seasons. Since when has this been a thing?! He needs his heed checking!
People don't decorate their homes according to the seasons. Since when has this been a thing?! He needs his heed checking!
All I see here is apples. They look nothing like pumpkins. I call it that he will be spray painting a pumpkin navyView attachment 740435
This has got to be a fuckin joke surely? It doesn't get much worse than this absolute tat
Hello ma lovelies. I’m coming oot of ma Laine to say that the main point of Halloween is trick or treaters. 
How can anyone get up to see his “luxury Autumn penthouse” when they have to get past the drug dealers below them and the rats in the loft above them? Plus Mazdas IBS will be through the flairs if anyone actually does get close enough to press his doorbell. (Not a euphemism!)
How can anyone get up to see his “luxury Autumn penthouse” when they have to get past the drug dealers below them and the rats in the loft above them? Plus Mazdas IBS will be through the flairs if anyone actually does get close enough to press his doorbell. (Not a euphemism!)I quite like his doormat to be fair!
Would he spend all that money on so much crap if Instagram didn’t exist? No.
it’s very very sad.
it’s very very sad.
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This has got to be a fuckin joke surely? It doesn't get much worse than this absolute tat
Hahahahahahah I haven’t seen a white dog jobby for YEARS until this! Now we know where they’ve all gone! They are in the twit cave masquerading as pumpkins!
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Here, that cauldron looks big enough for the both of them. A wee bespoke made to order hot tub.
I dunno what these are either, but it looks like Jimmy Saville's stubbed his cigars out in them....
Just got back from the theatre (check me out)and caught up on his 400 dots.
Did l hear him right?. He needs someone to do his stories for him. Get out you nobody!
Did l hear him right?. He needs someone to do his stories for him. Get out you nobody!
I'm the sameI have never used the word “bespoke” so much in all ma life since joining this thread and now I physically cannot use or see the word without thinking of you lot ma lovelies xoxo
I'm also over using boujee, aye, and a lot of directions to get back to your lane
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