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Ken those fancy coffee table books from designers that are like £50-£100 a pop? Like them but his are bespoke ordered to make cereal boxes made with paper and stickers by his pal who either takes her photos of her house in black and white or I have got Kerry katona eyes
To be fair he is probably too thick to realise autumn is an actual seasonSit yoursell doon and get some class hen, we all know Mario DOESNAE DO SEASONAL.
I don’t know how he can stand it in all honesty, I love Christmas but I take my Christmas tree down as soon as I can cause it causes me so much stress to have all that extra shite in the way
I love Christmas and give into the kids and put the tree up first weekend in December (never in November) but the second Xmas is over I’m itching to get rid of the clutterSit yoursell doon and get some class hen, we all know Mario DOESNAE DO SEASONAL.
I don’t know how he can stand it in all honesty, I love Christmas but I take my Christmas tree down as soon as I can cause it causes me so much stress to have all that extra shite in the way
This is exactly like me! My wee girl loves Christmas so I do give in haha. She also loves Halloween and all things creepy so I let her have her Halloween decorations up on Halloween only but she walks about dressed like a skeleton for most of October
Cleaning with Mario #43: A seasonal new thread bespokely ordered to make
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Not even too proud to beg, cos it's from the bespoke mooth of the maestro himselfPlease please make this the new thread title
So much to unpack from those stories, what an absolute bleeping moron he is, “leafs” and what were those white pumpkins, I’m sorry but she saw you coming with those mate, bleeping hell, they were diabolical they were like something off one of those Facebook pages that take the piss out of stuff people sell, his vocabulary is atrocious why does he try to sound more intelligent than he actually is?? Bloody hell my head hurts now 
Why does he keep calling wrapped cereal boxes “designer books”? Books have words, stories, facts, you can lose yourself in then, learn from them etc. They are not empty boxes covered in sticky back plastic! God he rips my knitting! 
Jesus, he was almost panting in excitement 
what a heap of utter shite! £20 for a door mat? He lives up a close
Mazza is the same guys, tree up as soon as its November and its down on Boxing Day because he's scunnerert looking at it.
Not gonna lie, I'm here and ready for the bespoke journey to begin....
what a heap of utter shite! £20 for a door mat? He lives up a close Mazza is the same guys, tree up as soon as its November and its down on Boxing Day because he's scunnerert looking at it.
Not gonna lie, I'm here and ready for the bespoke journey to begin....
This has got to be a fuckin joke surely? It doesn't get much worse than this absolute tat
CHEEKY TOASTIE FOR SUPPER?! I’m done my lovelies!!!
Cleaning with Mario #43: A seasonal new thread bespokely ordered to make a cheeky toastie for supper
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A bespoke cheeky toastie!!
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Ded, DED as Mario's brain.So much to unpack from those stories, what an absolute bleeping moron he is, “leafs” and what were those white pumpkins, I’m sorry but she saw you coming with those mate, bleeping hell, they were diabolical they were like something off one of those Facebook pages that take the piss out of stuff people sell, his vocabulary is atrocious why does he try to sound more intelligent than he actually is?? Bloody hell my head hurts now
Leafs is my new fave word.
Don't for the love of god ask me how I know this, but that looks exactly like a poo coming out of a constipated granny's bum.View attachment 740435
This has got to be a fuckin joke surely? It doesn't get much worse than this absolute tat
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