Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[Philimena cunk]

Is this donut taking the piss now, it’s only ever him and deek in that house, u think he’d waste money on that tat if it wasn’t for the gram, it’s a red face to keep up with the jonesys. In all seriousness does derek get a cut of his own wages or does it all just go to the drama queen. He’s so self centred. 40 quid for a bottle a tan that he showed us at the weekend didn’t even look like he had tan on FOR duck sake he’s for the bin whilst dereks dressed a 7 year old boy it’s sad. He needs to man the duck up take control of his flat and finances back. A can’t believe he bought OPALEX for the 3 strands of hair that he has just to look cool on the gram including that ornament hair dryer derek needs to bring him down a peg or 2 instead of sitting like a wee

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Hannah with all dereks wages at the end of the month View attachment 739999

Marian's 3 strands of hair..

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Everything is about him, isn't it. Name on the mirror. Self centered little shite..

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

He bought MORE Jo Malone with his birthday money!?!

 

[Wee blether]

Oot ma Lane here, does anyone know how his recent follow count is going? Just being nosey as to whether he has gained or lost followers over his birthday weekend, I've seen someone post a chart before but I'm not sure how to find it.

So basically ma lovelie everyone that followed him at weekend quickly unfollowed again Mon/Tue so aye

 

[Wheretonext]

His birthday money!! What ages is he?! That’s something a 13 year old would come out with. Gobshite

 

[MaidMarion]

So basically ma lovelie everyone that followed him at weekend quickly unfollowed again Mon/Tue so aye

Oh dear! Looks like he annoyed a fair few folk on Friday too people slowly seeing his true colours seeping through, thank you for sharing that

 

[Ilovecoffee21]

Can’t believe we will be on a bespoke new thread soon in less than a week after the bougee weekend at the Dakota ma lovelies

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Thread suggestion - his birthday was crap, now it's time for autumn tat!

 

[DebEdg]

Get aw cosy in your blanket and think about what you’ve done

Hen it’s still aboot twenty degrees here but ah Ken a wiz in the wrang so I’ve goat tae face up tae ma consequences, nae debates. BOILIN. CRABBIT.

 

[SuzyE]

He bought MORE Jo Malone with his birthday money!?!

He's a lunatic

 

[twilightgarden]

It’s about 16 here and nowhere near cold enough for blankets etc. The man is a crack pot!
It was about 20 earlier and beautiful sunshine, I was sunbathing with a wee drink no fake tan required here Mazda

 

[Lady Bug]

How much has he spent on all this Autumn tat,?? After the tit show that was his birthday weekend he should be saving for a big hol for his ,40th. He needs something to aim for other than the bleeping seasons.

 

[DebEdg]

Oh lovelies I’ve just seen he’s put stories about where to buy his autumn flammable goods decor and I’m absalootely buzzing tae watch but I’m gonna finish making my boujee bespoke ibs inducing fajitas and get masell a nice wee ice cold wan o them tae watch so nae spoilers please!

 

[Scottishmammy]

Prices of those mats are shocking because of people jumping on this Autumn thing…like you Mario yes? Does he realise what he says

 

[Giselle]

Where the duck is he putting all this utter shite that he’s buying??

Behind the kitchen door

I’ll admit I love the Xmas ones ma lovelie but nae judgement here cause your telly, your rules, nae debates. Aye exactly! Perfect way to spend an afternoon with some criss and jooooos!

I was picking up dog poo today and hubby tried to point out he adds some grass to the bag and I was like …. Ma poo bag ma rules …. Peeps that don’t follow this thread don’t know what they are missing

 

[Scottishmammy]

Bespoke ordered to make…I cannot even finish his stories

 

[SuzyE]

Oh, give in you imbecile

 

[GiftedNotFree]

All that autumn tit is the cheapest, nastiest looking tat of all time. He’s honestly a joke.

 

[MrsFierce]

When did autumn become a thing to decorate?! Ffs give over, sad sad life!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Jumped up to three times the price since he bought it… But it hasn’t really Marion, a quick google search and there’s about ten websites selling them for £11. How much shite does he actually talk?

 

[Bluetomato]

What in the name of holy hell are these monstrosities?

I honestly can’t get over the amount of crap he’s bought. How much does he need? We all thought he had a spending addiction, now we know he does!