What a monstrosity of a mirra, I can just picture the two hobbits having to move that thing 
Is that style not kinda dated nowadays?
Is that style not kinda dated nowadays?
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Insane. Oh do duck off you imbecile. How the duck can a mirrah be described as insane. All these Insta huns are all the same with their insane and obsessed. Over there 
is where you need to duck off to.
There. Thatβs better
is where you need to duck off to.There. Thatβs better
Diddnae even get him a bespoke boujee funky pigeon! So ayeDoes the card from Derek say βMan in my lifeβ?
Itβs a bog standard fkin ordinary mirror 
but we all fkin knew that would be the case anyway lol only βinsaneβ thing is fkin him 
but we all fkin knew that would be the case anyway lol only βinsaneβ thing is fkin him Is that Danyell witch alright in the heed? Another gifted mirrahh for Paisleyβs biggest ponce? The only thing I can think of is it was surplus old stock because that style was in about 8 summers ago
I saw Derek in the mirror heβs ok 
Was he smoking a massive joint on the sofa?I saw Derek in the mirror heβs ok
Itβs twice the size of his room and horrible!!!! Shame it was his second choice eh? I thought the padded monstrosity was bad enough but no! The only one with any taste is the bloody cat!!!!
Haud the bus........Whit's that monstrosety on his finger and that mirror needs to get in a skip.What a monstrosity of a mirra, I can just picture the two hobbits having to move that thing
Is that style not kinda dated nowadays?
I think it's because basically, he's an unpleasant bleep..
It's hilarious, ain't it. Love the fact they write in Scottish, and in ma heed I can hear Frankie Boyle's voice..I just lurk on here but swerving out ma lane today to say this thread (and you lot) is the funniest thing on the whole internet
I am Scottish and live in Glasgow but am quite well spoken normally. My family are wondering why Iβm suddenly speaking like a Paisley chav. Itβs just second nature now - so aye nae debates and so forth!! Iβm chanting masel on on ma jurneyI think it's because basically, he's an unpleasant bleep..
It's hilarious, ain't it. Love the fact they write in Scottish, and in ma heed I can hear Frankie Boyle's voice..
I cannot believe he actually had the audacity to beg ask Danielle for a free mirror, then proceeded to tell everyone on his Insta. Has this mouse man no shame? It's embarrassing!!
And as for the Jo Malone stuff, clearly Maz isn't as well off as he proclaims, as he would buy the candles and reed defusers himself but instead he's had tobeg ask for them for his birthday instead!!!
And as for sharing all of his birthday messages.... what a fanny!
And as for the Jo Malone stuff, clearly Maz isn't as well off as he proclaims, as he would buy the candles and reed defusers himself but instead he's had to
And as for sharing all of his birthday messages.... what a fanny!
A new thread on his birthday! Classic
I know we sl-ag you off Mario, but Happy Birthday love
only kidding, go duck yourself
ClassicI know we sl-ag you off Mario, but Happy Birthday love
only kidding, go duck yourself
It's like when people see jesus face in toast.I saw Derek in the mirror heβs ok
I've never been to Scotland, I'm from dahn sarf.I think it's because basically, he's an unpleasant bleep..
It's hilarious, ain't it. Love the fact they write in Scottish, and in ma heed I can hear Frankie Boyle's voice..
He did, it was a pop up card with Marionβs faceβ¦ but his bespoke carboard beak has jammed the funky printers ma luvlee
This thread today is going to be a full on Broadway show, fun fair, circus extravaganza! I cannae wait, hold on to your fluffy hoosecoats hens!I just lurk on here but swerving out ma lane today to say this thread (and you lot) is the funniest thing on the whole internet
My husband has taken the kids away for the weekend. I am working nights all weekend, so I plan on getting all cosy with my blanket and a cuppa and watching the circus unfoldThis thread today is going to be a full on Broadway show, fun fair, circus extravaganza! I cannae wait, hold on to your fluffy hoosecoats hens!
This. Heβs like Charlie Bucket getting a Wonka Bar.
They deserve all they get these fucktards. Nae sympathy for them abzaloote mutantsView attachment 732188
Imagine being so desperate for a shout out from a wannabe nobody stranger on the internet that you make a post wishing them a happy birthday and drop in that itβs your birthday the day after and Marion doesnβt even acknowledge this when he reposts it
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