He is an absoloot rid neck!
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Should we have a whiproon and sent an aperol spritz to his table at the Dakota the morra with love yer tattlers!!
I'm the same. More excited about our wee Pain of Paisleys big day than my own or dare I say it even ma poor kiddies!!Well @Kaydeelaydee I'm howling at your doop comment on the last thread.
I don't give a single tit about anyone's birthday, not even my own, but I'm glued to this one. When he's spent his birthday money, can't get over that he has birthday money... But when he's spent that we're straight into plastic autumn, childless creepy Halloween, and the highlight of the year, fire hazard low end shop Christmas decorations.It's the most wonderful time, of the year
I love the scent library from Penhaligons.Penhaligons next door is much more boujee and has class that Marion could never afford
Edit: He has no class whatsoever. I swerved way oot ma lane there, tons a sorries
I might be wrong but Jo malone doesn’t even own Jo Malone anymore, isn’t it Jo loves
I might be wrong,
I’ll get back in my own lane, and enjoy my criss & joose. While laughing at all his sad reposts!
Beggy little witch!
He got the Jo malone from look fantastic on clearpay pass it on 
Just to say it’s his birthday this is awl am sayin the day am no well
Who get's birthday money at 38? Oh dear god I'm finished and aye and so forth, what did Rayneeeeee get him? Im aff insta no in the loop.
you’re correct my lovelie, Este Lauder owns Jo Malone. Actual Jo Malone owns Jo Loves.I love the scent library from Penhaligons.
I might be wrong but Jo malone doesn’t even own Jo Malone anymore, isn’t it Jo loves
I might be wrong,
I’ll get back in my own lane, and enjoy my criss & joose. While laughing at all his sad reposts!
Beggy little witch!
Does the card from Derek say “Man in my life”?
Looks like a card factory number too.
You learn something new every day.
except from Mario… only thing I have learned is that he’s a narc
Love that Derek went for "Man in my life" and not "Fiance".
That wee man has nae intentions of tying a bespoke knot, nae debates.
That wee man has nae intentions of tying a bespoke knot, nae debates.
Imagine being so desperate for a shout out from a wannabe nobody stranger on the internet that you make a post wishing them a happy birthday and drop in that it’s your birthday the day after and Marion doesn’t even acknowledge this when he reposts it
I’m cringing so bad for her!Only knot deek will be tying at this rate is a noose.
Nae debates.
Katie's a tattler, pass it on
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Imagine being so desperate for a shout out from a wannabe nobody stranger on the internet that you make a post wishing them a happy birthday and drop in that it’s your birthday the day after and Marion doesn’t even acknowledge this when he reposts it
Mario gives zero shits hen xoxo
Currently sat on a 4 hour coach ride to London getting aw cosy reading these threads. Will try not to clutch ma beak too much. Love to all ma lovelies on Mariomas Day. Tattie trees 
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What made me laugh about his long post of showing off his birthday presents was the fact that it will have taken him ages to lay out and film but there is a little packet of silica gel on the end 
he might think that is for a snack later 
he might think that is for a snack later 
Awww I love a mosey down Buchanan Street!! Staying strictly in ma ain laine and avoiding Jo Malone
I take it we don’t have any Jo M Tattlers on here to see if Derek actually did but that stuff 
Loving the silica gel placement too Does he think that goes with the diffuser? Spanner.
Loving the silica gel placement too Does he think that goes with the diffuser? Spanner.
He probably thought the silica gel was a wee pack of scent boosters in his favourite scent IBS jobbies ...so aye luvlees
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