Looks like they’re taking Derek on a school trip 
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Oi oiiiiii..... Deek's alive! 
duck's the deal with Melv's orange face?
And yet again, Hannah (has probably been paid) to come doon to celebrate his birthday because he's got nae other friends - she's like a Rent-A-Friend! 
Was Grinch's fee too high, hen? 
Hawnest tae gawd..... he's such a pathetic bleeping cretin, isn't he? Watching his stories both infuriates me and makes me laugh..... bloody head!
duck's the deal with Melv's orange face?
And yet again, Hannah (has probably been paid) to come doon to celebrate his birthday because he's got nae other friends - she's like a Rent-A-Friend! Was Grinch's fee too high, hen? Hawnest tae gawd..... he's such a pathetic bleeping cretin, isn't he?
Watching his stories both infuriates me and makes me laugh..... bloody head! Attachments
So it’s just him Derek and Hannah. Bit weird. Why would you wanna third wheel feel sorry for Derek surely he’d want a romantic night with his partner
The come down after the dizzying social highs of his birthday is going to be epic. There will be attacks of poorly ear/bum/x zeema, sulking and pouting. Bet he goes off insta for a bit.
You know how I've whinged and moaned the last couple of months about being blocked by daft lad? Well in the bowels of my Instagram I found a cheeky little account I made off another email. Result! Gotcha! Up yours Mario!
I have never seen anyone look more like the child catcher. His nose is more pointy that a while afternoon of pointlessHe's orange.
D oan his slippers fur DICK
Have the Hotel reeeeeally filled the mini fridge for him??? Or is it standard practice that they put stuff in it then charge for what you've used when you leave? 🥸
Mario in the hotel wearing his sunflower lanyard. How's he exempt?!
Exempt for severe twattism and narcism
It’s cuntitis.
What the duck does any grown man need all this tit for????
Mario waaaafting his bespoke IBS fart 
Sorry hens!
Sorry hens!
I wonder if MR and Kayleigh are going into town to meet them….guessing Hannah will be paying for this writing it off as expenses!!!! The minibar looks pitiful…...bet he nicks the slippers 
It does look like the coos are going to be meeting up with themI wonder if MR and Kayleigh are going into town to meet them….guessing Hannah will be paying for this writing it off as expenses!!!! The minibar looks pitiful…...bet he nicks the slippers
He’d better keep his location hush hush just incase some of Glasgow’s ruffians get a whiff of him
He'll be trying to style his bedroom like the hotel room. Watch him try and fit a sofa in.
Well this threesome is going to be one for the niche section of Pornhub…
“FEED ME STOVIES AND TELL ME I SMELL OF BLEACH!!”
He's treatit us this dayn of dawn. He's been in a car, is thrilled that hotels have hoosecoats that don't smell of cat. He's so easily pleased. Doesn't even know its commonly called a minibar, not a little fridge. Remember when he had a mini fridge for two days, on top of his makeup table thing.
Mariah Carey-Aboot yon wee small bizniss Dakota up in there showin aff his Charlotte tilbury
even a wee bespoke boujie custom make up bag, ffs Mariah hen camp as a row a pink teepees so ye ur
even a wee bespoke boujie custom make up bag, ffs Mariah hen camp as a row a pink teepees so ye ur- Status