The bleep probably doesn’t even like the smell of any of it. It’s just so he can say he has “Jo Malone”. So aye
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What a twit posting all these birthday messages.
He's not used to attention from family
Ahv rushed down the town to get Marion some Jo Malone as he’s not got enough!!
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I dont think I can take this drip feeding of his posts aww day long , am reversing up the slip road and will binge watch the night wae my criss and joos ...the stress is sending ma IBS thru the roof and flairs ma luvlees ..so aye am just gonna cruise control the day in ma ain lain luvlees
He got my scent in a big bottle, am devastated
Happy birthday my darling. I've got you presents that say *your house stinks*
Just seen his grid post!!! Who posts a happy birthday to themselves?! That’s enough internet for the day…
Penhaligons next door is much more boujee and has class that Marion could never afford
Edit: He has no class whatsoever. I swerved way oot ma lane there, tons a sorries
With his post about his birthday and all the sharing of messages I have a total red neck for him. What grown man behaves like this? He is a total embarrassment to my kind (the gays)
Thats coz he thinks hes the only wan in the village ma luvlee...so aye
Good morning ma luvlies 
Just popping on quickly to wish oor marion a happy 83rd birthday
A wee bit concerned that the bespoke console tables don't have any room for all the Jo Malone gifts but I suppose the AVA shite can now be binned or given to the wee couple who just moved in and already been given the boujee mirror 🪞
Anyone feel sad at the idea of Marion in card factory buying himself a birthday card 'for the man in my life' ...wee deek is long gone
Anyway right back into my ain lane I go, criss and joos at the ready for the fun night ahead
Lotsa love chanting you all on from the rooftops as always, mwah
Just popping on quickly to wish oor marion a happy 83rd birthday
A wee bit concerned that the bespoke console tables don't have any room for all the Jo Malone gifts but I suppose the AVA shite can now be binned or given to the wee couple who just moved in and already been given the boujee mirror 🪞
Anyone feel sad at the idea of Marion in card factory buying himself a birthday card 'for the man in my life' ...wee deek is long gone
Anyway right back into my ain lane I go, criss and joos at the ready for the fun night ahead
Lotsa love chanting you all on from the rooftops as always, mwah
Oh Jesus Christ! This has had me full on clutching my beak crossing my legs aboot pishing myself with laughter ma lovelie! I’m gonna save this photo for when I’m having a shite day and need a cackle tae cheer masell up
@Doodlebug71 you win tattle life today I'm howling at my desk.....So aye.
Stick a label on saying it's from us Tattlers lovelie, and we'll buy you a double Aperol spritz
Bet Lynch is in da house!!!!!!
Aw that Bonny wee card from Deek ‘To the man in my life’ what bleeping life you’re trapped ya daft bastard
margo you’re a 83yo fud nae debates!!!!!!
Aw that Bonny wee card from Deek ‘To the man in my life’ what bleeping life you’re trapped ya daft bastard
margo you’re a 83yo fud nae debates!!!!!!
Ohhh no ma lovelie! I can highly recommend the myrrh and tonka cologne its my favouriteHe got my scent in a big bottle, am devastated
I don't know another gay fella anything like him, and I know a fair spectrum. Or a Scottish fella either. Nobody wants to claim him.
That picture of cliff will be in my memory forever*cries a bit, remembering the good old days*
I'm glad Mario has thousands of fake followers, stopped him being killed off with the cleaning thread crew. Which I'm not mentioning, I wasn't part of, and don't miss.
Definitely recall *that* pic of cliff.
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