When they were in her car, the pair of them acting like they'd never been in a car, it was like one of those sunshine buses.I was thinking this. As much as I love Derek, there’s definitely not a lot going on upstairs. Last night just proved it. With the £1 Primark sunglasses on inside, sipping the champers with a grin
She must of felt like a carer taking them two out for the night
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Welcome to this boujee bespoke mierdre thread ma luvlee ...now sit doon and get some class and a will get you some tap ass wae criss and joos ...so aye stay in yer ain lane and so forthI've just joined the thread and reading this, can hardly see through tears of laughter, cannot believe I've got 17 pages to read up on now, better get the kettle on!
Mario is always the best thread on tattle - NAE DEBATES
Ooh it’s awake!!! Only a reshare though so far.
Would love to see what Deek wrote on marions birthday card
Ohhh my first ever bingo
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That'll be the drive of shame home when she realises she's been rinsed by half of an elderly boyband. Will she pay for brekkie, or make a run for it. I'd be inventing a wax melt emergency.Ohhh my first ever bingo
This birthday is the high point of Mario's life, sponsored by a wax melt insta business. Criiiiiiiiiiiinge.
Oh @johnojoines ma lovelie, Derek is short and OK looking.
bleeping hell! They’re not even venturing down stairs for breakfast! It’s in the room. I wouldn’t wanna be eating in there the morning. It must smell rank after his IBS farts all night after that carb overload 
Hello ma lovelies haven't been on here in a couple of weeks, been in intensive care due to covid and getting pneumonia on my lungs. I shouldn't even be here ma lovelies but a am!! Finally found the strength to come on to say hi to ma tattle sisters 
anyways what have I missed? Is it Marzipans birthday? Is Deek still alive? How's Rainstorm has she not jumped out the window yet?
Oh ma lovelies I'm to tired to go through the threads but here I am clutching ma beak greatful to be alive. Canny wait to catch up. Much love to ye awl
anyways what have I missed? Is it Marzipans birthday? Is Deek still alive? How's Rainstorm has she not jumped out the window yet? Oh ma lovelies I'm to tired to go through the threads but here I am clutching ma beak greatful to be alive. Canny wait to catch up. Much love to ye awl
I’ve had a thought (not often does it happen) are we sure it was the real boujee bespoke Deek or could he have been a dupe to throw us off the scent? (Scent bring Marion is dumped)!! Back to ma Laine I goI was thinking this. As much as I love Derek, there’s definitely not a lot going on upstairs. Last night just proved it. With the £1 Primark sunglasses on inside, sipping the champers with a grin
She must of felt like a carer taking them two out for the night
Its doop ma luvlee ...so aye
It's too early for a new thread title suggestion but that'll take some beating!
I bloody love this thread and all the lovelies on it! It’s the best on Tattle. So aye, nae debates! It never turns into Mumsnet like other threads, and everyone is always chanting each other on from the rooftops to spine bright
The wittiest bunch of witches on the net!
Swerving back inte ma aine laine the noo, bow I’ve poured my bespoke boujee tattie heart out
The wittiest bunch of witches on the net!
Swerving back inte ma aine laine the noo, bow I’ve poured my bespoke boujee tattie heart out
Breakfast, much needed? How exactly? Its not to soak up a hangover
Sending love n best wishes ma lovelie hope your on the road to recoveryHello ma lovelies haven't been on here in a couple of weeks, been in intensive care due to covid and getting pneumonia on my lungs. I shouldn't even be here ma lovelies but a am!! Finally found the strength to come on to say hi to ma tattle sisters
Oh ma lovelies I'm to tired to go through the threads but here I am clutching ma beak greatful to be alive. Canny wait to catch up. Much love to ye awl
Where did our H stay last night then eh?
Could you imagine if last night was a plan for Deek to get her pregnant. So Mario can get his two bedroom cooncil house with the wee baine?
Oh god my lovlie I don’t need that image in my head on this day of dawnCould you imagine if last night was a plan for Deek to get her pregnant. So Mario can get his two bedroom cooncil house with the wee baine?
up till now the funniest thing I'd seen on a Mario thread was the mock up of the tat cave decanted into a storage container for the big front room decorating journeee. But this..... THIS has just taken the biscuit. Just as well I had an extra large box of tena in the hoose.
Well what an absolute IBS tit show his birthday was but I am here for it ma lovelies. Yaw commas always bring fake tears to my eyes. Have a great Bank Holiday hens
but I am here for it ma lovelies. Yaw commas always bring fake tears to my eyes. Have a great Bank Holiday hens - Status