Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Dawn Dayn]

I can’t believe there ain’t a thread on her ffs she’s an absolute roaster and loves herself to death….she had a gastric sleeve op that’s probably why she disappeared for so long but also made it out it’s because of a certain person ie letshinch…there was a big dramarama between them!!

Start a thread ma lovelie.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

What's her @ I need to prove that Marios wallpaper is the same.

Forgot about this horror. I blocked her a while back cos she was kicking off on stories about people going places and they should stay in etc. Then next story said she was going to sit on the public bus that Pete drives.....for something to do.....what the actual fuck.

 

[universalminds]

Comments on marios grid have been limited - don’t know if this has been said before abs how long it’s been like that

 

[Very Cherry]

Maybe his Kerry Katona eyes are so bad he can’t see the tv in the tv unit

I seen Scummy mummy had a projector as well so they must be a deal going around x

Does anyone know, his Kerry Katona eyes, is it just dry eyes and blurred vision?

 

[laynelo_]

thank you! I used a diff email and phone number yet still blocked.. insta have upped their game (which is good obviously for trolling) I think they can tell via device somehow!

Yep. Instagram will be probably tracking your location and have your device saved so you can’t create any accounts despite using different numbers/emails. Tinder (Sorry- first lockdown was boring) also does this if you’re banned, even if you use a different phone number they’ll recognise the device and keep you banned

 

[SuzyE]

Spot the difference …….
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I can't breathe!

 

[Skyflier6727]

The Ballard of Maz and Deek

I have a tale, a tale to tell
About match made in heaven (or could it be Hell)
A match between Mazza and Deek bless his heart
Nothing could sully or tear them apart.
Now Deek had a little boujie abode
Set in a cul -de -sac off a main road
When Mazza first seen it he squealed out in glee
'My very own dolls hoose for lil old me'
I'll paint it all grey and fill it with tat
Ill falbon the worktops and Febreze the cat
Now poor old Deek did not have say
He's a sensible lad who just stayed out the way
As long as he got his regular weed
He was happy as Larry stoned off his heed
Now Mazza was greedy and a true narcissist
He thought I need freebies I'll write me a list
So when his friend Hinch became a sensation
He thought 'I want to have that much adoration'
So 'Mario' was born and his Huns they did follow
His antics and fuck ups and lies they did swallow
His atrocious lack of spelling and grammar
Was totally eclipsed by his beauty and glamour
Maz says his Dyson that blows out hot air
Is the best thing to happen to his one single hair
He loves a wax melt of five, six or seven
All burning at once they stink to high Heaven
But as much as us Tattlers think he's a pain
No one could hate him as much as poor Rayn
She looks at him with a look of despise
And clearly would love to claw out his eyes
We all think that Rayn wishes him dead
But until that time comes she'll just piss on his bed.
Wee Deek we all love and have so much affection
We can't wait for his new life in witness protection

This is absolute class!!

 

[brumbrum16]

He blocked me on this account, but l still have my normal one to spy with.
We're all a step ahead of you Maz, you prize plum!

Proper fairy ain't he lmao

 

[blueshowbizz]

Isn't it the same brick wallpaper that lots have, I'm thinking of that Gemma? Life at no11 or something. Place was a tip, dog sitting on the oven gloves chucked on the floor. After she'd finished cleaning the kitchen still crap everywhere. Very bespoke.

I still follow her

 

[Bigbird2]

I was thinking about him earlier! I’ll need to look him up, he seems rather sweet and harmless

He is lovely. I think him and his partner are busy enjoying married life x

 

[PeachesLove]

Has he done anything like this before?

 

[Alistess]

Can you tell me the account you are taking about pls ?

Not sure if I’m allowed to say but it sounds as though they’re inside their home and it’s at no.1.
At least, I think it’s this one but can’t be sure as I’m blocked

 

[brumbrum16]

I couldn’t find wallpaper in the kitchen, but I think this brick work is in living room ?

Right my tattle sisters who are we on aboot?

 

[twilightgarden]

Where is speeonjay these days? He used to so a singalong every night they lockdown

I was thinking about him earlier! I’ll need to look him up, he seems rather sweet and harmless

 

[BananaClub]

Is she a cleaning account?!!
I went for a look but she’s blocked me?

Can you tell me the account you are taking about pls ?

 

[Alistess]

I couldn’t find wallpaper in the kitchen, but I think this brick work is in living room ?

Is she a cleaning account?!!
I went for a look but she’s blocked me?

 

[BananaClub]

Forgot about this horror. I blocked her a while back cos she was kicking off on stories about people going places and they should stay in etc. Then next story said she was going to sit on the public bus that Pete drives.....for something to do.....what the actual fuck.

Can you give me a hint who you are talking about please?

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

I’m fairness he’s posted a nice story this morning about a late friend.

 

[Pinkpinapple]

What’s his actual job then??