Ma lovelie. The new dominos advert came oan earlier & i swear tae god i thought it was oor MarionI've got something he can add to his singing highlight.
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Ma lovelie. The new dominos advert came oan earlier & i swear tae god i thought it was oor MarionI've got something he can add to his singing highlight.
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This is absolute class!!The Ballard of Maz and Deek
I have a tale, a tale to tell
About match made in heaven (or could it be Hell)
A match between Mazza and Deek bless his heart
Nothing could sully or tear them apart.
Now Deek had a little boujie abode
Set in a cul -de -sac off a main road
When Mazza first seen it he squealed out in glee
'My very own dolls hoose for lil old me'
I'll paint it all grey and fill it with tat
Ill falbon the worktops and Febreze the cat
Now poor old Deek did not have say
He's a sensible lad who just stayed out the way
As long as he got his regular weed
He was happy as Larry stoned off his heed
Now Mazza was greedy and a true narcissist
He thought I need freebies I'll write me a list
So when his friend Hinch became a sensation
He thought 'I want to have that much adoration'
So 'Mario' was born and his Huns they did follow
His antics and duck ups and lies they did swallow
His atrocious lack of spelling and grammar
Was totally eclipsed by his beauty and glamour
Maz says his Dyson that blows out hot air
Is the best thing to happen to his one single hair
He loves a wax melt of five, six or seven
All burning at once they stink to high Heaven
But as much as us Tattlers think he's a pain
No one could hate him as much as poor Rayn
She looks at him with a look of despise
And clearly would love to claw out his eyes
We all think that Rayn wishes him dead
But until that time comes she'll just piss on his bed.
Wee Deek we all love and have so much affection
We can't wait for his new life in witness protection
Crikey, this is horrifying anyway I'll have some joos and lie down to get over it, so aye.I've got something he can add to his singing highlight.
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I’m snorting laughing at how savage this isHe's a double bagger, a bag on both of your heads, in case his comes off.
Marionette has ....2 phones ma luvlee oh and a 200 inch projector ...so aye nae debatesWho's got what monzo? Thanks for the reminder, I was sitting here weeping into ma pot noodle cos I forgot to out the sauce in but now I feel so much better cos you told me I've got this.Ta hunit came at the right time xoxoxox
You will have to put a comma on your life ma lovelielielie xxxCrikey, this is horrifying anyway I'll have some joos and lie down to get over it, so aye.
Got what? What have we got? Can he get the horse to answer that!!!View attachment 641413
Does he think everyone is struggling with life? Just because derek has seen sense and booted u oot the hobbit hole (I hope) doesn’t mean it’s happening to everyone else (I hope!)
How the duck did his kerry katona eyes read that script writing. I can hardly read it. I must be blind as a nikita dug.View attachment 641413
Does he think everyone is struggling with life? Just because derek has seen sense and booted u oot the hobbit hole (I hope) doesn’t mean it’s happening to everyone else (I hope!)
It's the Facebook equivalent of checking yourself in at A&E and saying nothing else.If there's one thing that irritates me with social media, it's when tits like him put quotes up. They just remind me of negative Nancy's
Let us know when you find itI'm zooming in on the peen.