Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Come back Pooper Mario - we miss you!

 

[Sloppys]

He’ll be back saying how wonderful his brow journee has be ma lovelies. As if we went included though… come on Marion, gutted!

 

[Mamatron2]

He’s got a Wee sun burnt tattie heed I see

 

[twilightgarden]

Harry Potter and the bed sit of Doom.

decked ma lovelie!
Thread title right there!

 

[Lady Bug]

I wonder if the Christmas Santa butter has turned into cheese yet?

The what?! I think we're going to get through a whole thread before Mario surfaces.

 

[Lady Bug]

Actually I like the brows, the gegs then my eyes moved down to THAT FUCKING HOOSCOAT!!!!

Thank God I'm not the only one thought the brows were a good job. Until he filtered the shit out of himself obviously!

 

[PeachesLove]

I've had such a crap day at work I read that and was ACTUALLY looking for a PM from you......I need a drink lol

so sorry for the confusion ma lovelie!!

 

[DollyTheLamb]

I’m just waiting for Rayn to gouge Marion’s eyes out one of these days. She’s plotting something.

Fingers crossed ma lovlie

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I thought maybe you were Derek leaving sly hints for us to come and rescue him.

I'm a gurul!!!

 

[mammaof3]

I had to gasp at this.

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Not to worry peeps it's America.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I'm dressing up as @menopausalmargrit ordered my costume, size x small.

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

He's a double bagger, a bag on both of your heads, in case his comes off.

I’m snorting laughing at how savage this is

 

[SuzyE]

I've got something he can add to his singing highlight.
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I don't know which is the best, this or your last one

 

[Doodlebug71]

Start a thread ma lovelie.

A dont have that privilege ma luvlee can someone please start a thread on this irritating twunt ...she has the effect of bleach in my eyes luvlees

 

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

When I say across the road I'm talking across the the road in the "new houses" at the school

Loving the tea, thank you At St JO’s u mean?

 

[SuzyE]

The hilarious comments are on top form tonight lads/lasses. Well done!

Oh jaysis, this is so accurate! Could some extremely talented lovelie possibly make all our days by refacing it with the beaky maid's grotesque features???

Creased at this!

 

[Walnutss]

Loving the tea, thank you At St JO’s u mean?

Is that what is called I'm not actually from paisley it's a primary school?

 

[Cady1954]

Thank God I'm not the only one thought the brows were a good job. Until he filtered the shit out of himself obviously!

I think they are fab! Wish I could pluck(scuse the pun) up the courage and get mine done. I look like Voldemort.
ETA I do have a nose unlike Voldemort

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Well ladies remember when I said I sent him a message off my lurker account calling him a wee fairy and asking where he's gone but that he hadn't seen it and blocked me yet?! Well he's seen it now and blocked me but thats ok Marzipan because I still have you on my actual account you little witch Mwahahahaha

Hook line and sinker

 

[brumbrum16]

Ma heed Ma rules Nae hair Nae debates

Love the ‘new bed’ story, it was apparently custom made pre-built, but then he said it took only 25 mins to build it when it got delivered Honestly, fuck knows?

God knows why he has a bed he'll bloody fit in oor Rayns bed that wee fairy would!