Does the wee bawbag not realise that the longer he is away, the harder it’ll be to come back?
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
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I just love the word “cludgie”. I’ve not heard anyone else say it for years!!!Just in case anybody's jonesing fur a wee haul, I went to Tesco and got
A loaf
A dozen eggs
Bag of tatties
2 litres of gin (it's on offer, would be rude not to)
2 bags frozen mixed berries (aka fruity ice cubes)
Cat San
So in summation, im aff the morra, I'm having a Spanish omelette for dinner, getting pished, the cat's got a clean cludgie and I'll be on the roastit cheese for brekkie.
I love ma lane
Nae debates! He does not do this for the money or fame and he'll come back when HE is ready, whether that's a week, month, or thirty years from now
My neice has that leapfrog ice cream cart and I love it!! Your 3 year old will soon be asking for a dyson hairdryerI know ma lovelie. My 3 year old would be in her element with a real ice-cream station instead of her wee Leapfrog ice-cream cart, me not so much as I'm not like Marion with cluttered worktops.
A ‘plant’ to put over the toilet flushA wigwam for Rayn
I've come visit from the Hinch thread this one comes highly recommended and very disappointed he's having a deep rest when I started to follow 
Yoohoo Marion, yer being a wee bit dramatic now hen. Dinnae leave it tae lang otherwise yer be FUHLY bald when yer come back oan. Tonnes a love 
Not sure if I’m allowed to say but it sounds as though they’re inside their home and it’s at no.1.
At least, I think it’s this one but can’t be sure as I’m blocked
OMG, this is hilarious.Yoohoo Marion, yer being a wee bit dramatic now hen. Dinnae leave it tae lang otherwise yer be FUHLY bald when yer come back oan. Tonnes a love
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Mornin ma luvlees this picture must be pre brow and teef jurnee, what an ugly wee scrote of a man.
Yoohoo Marion, yer being a wee bit dramatic now hen. Dinnae leave it tae lang otherwise yer be FUHLY bald when yer come back oan. Tonnes a love
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Am wae ye oan that wan ma luvlee ..life just isnae the same withoot a wee strangler finger wave inta his padded cell mirror or a wee pump o the mop bucket ...come back marionette and stop acting like a wee pmt women
PS please someone start a thread on theallroundmum I cant be the only wan who's knitting is ripping with her over dramatic facial expressions.
Theallroundcunt will have a fit.
I thought she'd left insta FOREVER, complete with a very long pity party post, how long did she go for? Just had a look, see she says she lost five stone, well done, but it doesn't show.
Buckle up when he’s back- this is the funniest thread on tattleI've come visit from the Hinch thread this one comes highly recommended and very disappointed he's having a deep rest when I started to follow
I can’t believe there ain’t a thread on her ffs she’s an absolute roaster and loves herself to death….she had a gastric sleeve op that’s probably why she disappeared for so long but also made it out it’s because of a certain person ie letshinch…there was a big dramarama between them!!Theallroundcunt will have a fit.
Just had a look, see she says she lost five stone, well done, but it doesn't show.
Start a thread ma lovelie.
These 'cleanfluencers' (shudder) are absolute weapons. I can't stand what IG has become.
At the very least I get a laugh from watching Marion's stories. And that's laughing AT him, not with him. Sorry Maz hen x
A dont have that privilege ma luvlee can someone please start a thread on this irritating twunt ...she has the effect of bleach in my eyes luvleesStart a thread ma lovelie.
You should be able to start a thread. If you go into the forum where you want to post it there's an orange box you click top right. Back in ma lane the noo.
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