Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[twilightgarden]

We all miss him now but we’ll be sick fed up of his shite once he’s back
“Hunnerz ae yeez messijed me and am abzalootly fine ma lovelies! *clutches beak hooting with forced laughter*
Instagram is nae ma joab, ma joab is nae for Instagram and this platform of mine with which to bestow my nonsensical chat on this dayn of dawn.
Am off tae the #kindlygifted bespoke salon tae pit a semi colon in ma life hens.
Spine bright! Am ur furever chantin yeez aw oan fae the rooftops and so forth.
So aye, nothin much tae tell yiz. Tonsa luuuuv mwah mwah “

 

[Shmebulock]

Ma lovlies I was watching a bit of tv just now and I tell you I had to double take this wee old lady winning the people's postcode lottery as I thought it was oor Mario!!!

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

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Ma lovlies I was watching a bit of tv just now and I tell you I had to double take this wee old lady winning the people's postcode lottery as I thought it was oor Mario!!!

Hahaha

 

[Popper]

What if he really has taken a full stop and not just a comma. His inbox, outbox and letterbox must be getting thrashed during his hiatus.

 

[Andioooop]

We all need tae sit doon & get some class. He’s not letting the internet rush him ma lovelies.

 

[BoujeeBabe]

I enjoy taking the piss oot av him because he's such a head, but I know as soon as he's back, I'll be like "duck off, Marlon"

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Amazon prime day starts tomorrow troops. Even though I can't faddum what he could possibly need, surely there will be a wee purchasing frenzy that he'll be unable to resist showing us when he's ready. Keep the faith

 

[margot44]

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Ma lovlies I was watching a bit of tv just now and I tell you I had to double take this wee old lady winning the people's postcode lottery as I thought it was oor Mario!!!

Fuckin brilliant

 

[Pinkpinapple]

What’s his actual job then??

 

[Anti-influencer]

Laughing ma erse off at this recommended ad that just blessed me here on the Mario thread

 

[Justlurkingaround]

What’s his actual job then??

hes a cleaner , not sure where tho? A few lovelies on here have mentioned the police station but hes no disclosin it coz thats private an hes a very private person

 

[laynelo_]

hes a cleaner , not sure where tho? A few lovelies on here have mentioned the police station but hes no disclosin it coz thats private an hes a very private person

Aye ma luvlie his joab is just his joab. Instagram isny his joab and its no wit it’s hyped up tae be. But aye he’s a cleaner at a polis building. Polishing aw their helmets.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Aye ma luvlie his joab is just his joab. Instagram isny his joab and its no wit it’s hyped up tae be. But aye he’s a cleaner at a polis building. Polishing aw their helmets.

Enjoys a wee truncheon luncheon

 

[PeachesLove]

Bet when he’s back the teeny, tiny hallway will have had it’s new flooring put down

 

[brumbrum16]

hes a cleaner , not sure where tho? A few lovelies on here have mentioned the police station but hes no disclosin it coz thats private an hes a very private person

He's probably been arrested

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Ma lovlies I was watching a bit of tv just now and I tell you I had to double take this wee old lady winning the people's postcode lottery as I thought it was oor Mario!!!

Oh my god I am screaming yet again hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Doodlebug71]

What’s his actual job then??

Its joab ma luvlee and he cleans the polis station ..truncheons and back passages

 

[twilightgarden]

Bet when he’s back the teeny, tiny hallway will have had it’s new flooring put down

Maybe Derek has had enough of him and he’s under the Lionel vinyl floor?

 

[Booboo76]

I wonder if he’s been on his bedroom furniture journey yet and when he does come back he’ll have something to show us all, can anyone remember when he said that was starting

 

[BoujeeBabe]

What’s his actual job then??

Surface cleaning and probably being an all-round annoying prick at a Polis Stashun.

 

[SuzyE]

I wonder if he’s been on his bedroom furniture journey yet and when he does come back he’ll have something to show us all, can anyone remember when he said that was starting

I can't remember?, but l bet its killing him not showing his daily cleaning routine, bedding change and stupid wave through the mirror for us