Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[haveuseenmyfriendbert]

That pic is not taken in his "safe place" where its all cosy is it? Trouble in paradise perhaps??

Ur right, that’s not the back of the gorjus plush sofa is it?

 

[blueshowbizz]

Take a ss of the kitchen please ma lovelie, Mario thinks he's better than people like oor Gemma, but he's the same shit eating, no taste, low iq insta monkey.

I couldn’t find wallpaper in the kitchen, but I think this brick work is in living room ?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Am wae ye oan that wan ma luvlee ..life just isnae the same withoot a wee strangler finger wave inta his padded cell mirror or a wee pump o the mop bucket ...come back marionette and stop acting like a wee pmt women

PS please someone start a thread on theallroundmum I cant be the only wan who's knitting is ripping with her over dramatic facial expressions.

Theallroundcunt will have a fit. I thought she'd left insta FOREVER, complete with a very long pity party post, how long did she go for?
Just had a look, see she says she lost five stone, well done, but it doesn't show.

 

[brumbrum16]

I have fixed his spelling mistake ma lovelies. Hope yis aww well & rising in yer aine lanes. Tonsa love View attachment 636023

Ma lovelie yet again I'm absolutely screaming

 

[Johnnoijones]

Lol he'll be back, he's just whipping his menopausal mafia up into a frenzy for his next journey. Which i do believe he said were his eyebrows

Just for you hen they're so bad




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RIP balleybrows

 

[Babybail93]

New thread my boujee lovelies!!! Just in time for the Messiah’s return on this new dayn of dawn

Cleaning with Mario #39 Who left IBS stains in the toilet?! D’asgostin!

Thanks to @mrsbucket for this thread title! Treatidd oorselves tae a boujee bespoke new thread jus in taem for Mariah’s return tae the garam! Anyone wanna do a recap? Not that much has happened. Other than the intermittent attention seeking quotes. So aye

tattle.life

 

[Beetrootbetty]

What’s the drama with Marion?? Is the general feeling that him and Deek have fell oot?

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

You lot are one bunch of funny Tattlers!

 

[Andioooop]

I've got something he can add to his singing highlight.
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Ma lovelie. The new dominos advert came oan earlier & i swear tae god i thought it was oor Marion

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Indeed he is not on this planet. He rises into the sky, like the moon~

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Two inches more than his walnut whip

Stop that, don’t want that image before I go to sleep hen

 

[Dannib88]

Oh he’s definitely nae the full ticket ma lovely. Neither is Derek. I’m sure they claim carers allowance for each other

I love this thread

 

[Chez300]

Now hold on…….

In coming the projector journey.

Maybes dereks for the euros.

I don’t get it, what’s it going to project onto?? There’s no clear space. And how much did that cost

 

[twilightgarden]

Absaloot scrote. All the spelling is correct, he’s found the spellcheck, then.

Shame he’s not found his lip balm

 

[Skyflier6727]

Straight to tattle……

 

[Jerry Garcia]

Bet he nearly had the poor lasses eye ooot with that honk!

Eddie the fucking Eagle would have a field day on that ridge!

This is what his nose reminds me of. From when we were kids

Oh jaysis, this is so accurate! Could some extremely talented lovelie possibly make all our days by refacing it with the beaky maid's grotesque features???

 

[BishBashBoss]

D'agostino

So we know his full name date of birth just his national insurance number now is that the next story

His life His page His rules ma lovelie, he only shares what he wants to share (everything)

I have fixed his spelling mistake ma lovelies. Hope yis aww well & rising in yer aine lanes. Tonsa love View attachment 636023

LMFAOOO well done ma lovelie! You win the day!

 

[margot44]

Well done ma lovelie, this is brilliant.

I agree, it’s amazing, well done @Cady1954

 

[Doodlebug71]

We cannae huv ye oan the 3rd page ma luvlee ,you're far too bespoke and boujee so aye.

 

[Cady1954]

I've been debating whether to write this or not for a little while. It's not great tea but it does add a bit into the mario folklore.
My friend used to work with Derek not in m&s before that ..I dunno if I should say where. Anyway Derek was the team leader/supervisor one night until he made a decision that resulted in a customer getting hurt quite badly. He was then sacked.
My friend didnt even realise he then lived across the road from derek and mario till after this happened. He says derek is horrible and aggressive but he doesnt know mario

Nooooooooo don't burst my bubble about wee Deek!

We were rooting for you Deek ... we were ALL rooting for you

But maybe it brought down karmer on his arse and that is why he's stuck in the flat with Marion for the rest of eternity?