Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[Babybail93]

Does the wee bawbag not realise that the longer he is away, the harder it’ll be to come back?

 

[brumbrum16]

Marzipan oh Marzipan where are you ma lovelie

 

[Alansbigplate]

Back at his parents’??

 

[Stealingstyle]

He was with people so maybe visiting ???

 

[Chez300]

I knew he couldn't stay away!. He's so predictable

He has been liking some posts he was tagged in if they brought some Ava May. The last one was posted 2 days ago so he’s around!

 

[SuzyE]

Oh ffs I take it back! What a cunt!

Yeah, stick with us because he often brings her up. It's guilt with him

 

[MrsFierce]

That pic is not taken in his "safe place" where its all cosy is it? Trouble in paradise perhaps??

 

[Cady1954]

Damn at all youse lot posting the pic before me I thought the glasses were snapped and then I realised it was the design my lovelies. They brows smell the fucking wealth

Actually I like the brows, the gegs then my eyes moved down to THAT FUCKING HOOSCOAT!!!!

 

[Sloppys]

I knew he couldn't stay away!. He's so predictable

He’s just giving his fans tattle what we want

 

[Booboo76]

I wonder if he’s been on his bedroom furniture journey yet and when he does come back he’ll have something to show us all, can anyone remember when he said that was starting

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I need pics of the red room of doom!!

There ya go ma lovely

 

[NaeDebates]

Hi my luvlies! Loving your work as always mwah mwah - been lurking and reading along but never have time to comment as I need to work to pay ma fuhl rent but had to share this…tattle/eBay trolling you Mazda

 

[Skyflier6727]

Just in case anybody's jonesing fur a wee haul, I went to Tesco and got

A loaf
A dozen eggs
Bag of tatties
2 litres of gin (it's on offer, would be rude not to)
2 bags frozen mixed berries (aka fruity ice cubes)
Cat San

So in summation, im aff the morra, I'm having a Spanish omelette for dinner, getting pished, the cat's got a clean cludgie and I'll be on the roastit cheese for brekkie.

I love ma lane

I just love the word “cludgie”. I’ve not heard anyone else say it for years!!!

 

[uno momento *****]

I'm zooming in on the peen.

Let us know when you find it

 

[Whatsallthis]

I complained to his brow salon that they are celebrating a man who doesn't wear a mask, therefore endangering others and himself...and they replied!!

That’ll be the cards that anyone can print off. I’ve printed them myself for a girl who is genuinely exempt

 

[Very Cherry]

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I saw someone i went to school with today and she had eyebrows like this and it was so hard not to laugh. Maybe big brows like that would balance out his big hooter.

 

[Booboo76]

Does Grinch have 2 phones? I don’t watch her at all or read her threads anymore, I had to block her, Is he really that weird that he has to copy, her that shall not be named!

 

[Very Cherry]

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There ye go ma lovelie

This is brilliant ma lovelie, you should use it as your bespoke profile photo.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Haaaallloooo ma lovelies!

So ahm jist back fae Castleveeetchhhy. Done a big shite when ahh got in, that bloody curry sauce always runs right through me. Noo that ahv cleared ma bowels ahm huvin a wee *points tae bottle* and Barr’s lemonade coz Derek is bloody watching the fitba *rolls eyes*

A hope youse are aw huvin a loverlie weekend and are staying cosy and safe.

Tons a love, M xxx

Anyone read this in marionettes voice ...just me ? I'll get ma hoosecoat on the way oot ma luvlees

 

[other things online]

Marios going grey too on the eyebrow pages pic of him