Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[twilightgarden]

Well, if it isn't the seasonal Santa butt plug spread from last Christmas in the Tat Cave!

Who got Santa and who got Snowman?

 

[SuzyE]

FABULOUS hen, how are yooorrrrr?View attachment 619716

Creased!

 

[Nellyellie]

Where is the little dweeb this time!

 

[twilightgarden]

Bet he nearly had the poor lasses eye ooot with that honk!

Eddie the fucking Eagle would have a field day on that ridge!

This is what his nose reminds me of. From when we were kids

Fuck me, spat my wine out am decked!

 

[BishBashBoss]

Put a question mark in your life to support get small businesses to offer free work in exchange for a tagged, mispelt insta story

 

[Chez300]

Why is he acting like his dad has that name on his shirt *because* it is M's middle name!?! It obviously has a more significant meaning to the dad than Mario's ego realises. Prick.

I’m guessing it’s a footballer his dad loves (hence the football shirt) so the mum agreed it can be his middle name only!

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Theallroundcunt will have a fit. I thought she'd left insta FOREVER, complete with a very long pity party post, how long did she go for?
Just had a look, see she says she lost five stone, well done, but it doesn't show.

I can’t believe there ain’t a thread on her ffs she’s an absolute roaster and loves herself to death….she had a gastric sleeve op that’s probably why she disappeared for so long but also made it out it’s because of a certain person ie letshinch…there was a big dramarama between them!!

 

[laynelo_]

Thank you, i was recently diagnosed with Meibomian Gland Dysfunction and i suffer with dry eyes and blurred vision, i am moderately short sighted anyway and have astigmatism so that likely accounts for a lot of the blurriness. Anyway, upon googling, i came across a dry eye syndrome that sound like Kerry Katona and was thinking that must be what Marion has but i don't understand why he very rarely wears glasses.

I feel you. I’m just short-sighted in general but I have quite a strong prescription and need to wear glasses/contacts 24/7. It’s a pain in the arse to put it lightly. It annoys me Marion is just so willy nilly about his vision and refused to treat it for years. He’s an absolute pellet, if he gets to the point where he’s blind he’s got only himself to blame. He’ll needty keep that projecter up then the dickhead.

 

[pinkgirl21]

Luvlieeeees I might be late to the party and this might even of been mentioned BUT Booboo scrubber has another insta page. It’s called Robbie and Andy.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Not sure if it's been shown but his followers are deserting him.

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He'd best get pen to paper and come up with a solution to his falling numbers pronto.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I couldn’t find wallpaper in the kitchen, but I think this brick work is in living room ?

You're right, it's almost identical to Mario's kitchen wallpaper. I'm sure he said the wallpaper was from b&m.
The TV is practically on the ceiling.

 

[pinkgirl21]

Just had a disgusting thought pop into my head, and if I have to suffer it, then so do you lot!

I’ll bet he squeals like a wee suckling pig looking for a teat, in bed

You bloody brilliant!!! I think the same

 

[BoujeeBabe]

What’s his actual job then??

Surface cleaning and probably being an all-round annoying prick at a Polis Stashun.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I still follow her

Take a ss of the kitchen please ma lovelie, Mario thinks he's better than people like oor Gemma, but he's the same shit eating, no taste, low iq insta monkey.

The show towels

In the scent piss spray.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Laughing ma erse off at this recommended ad that just blessed me here on the Mario thread

 

[Skyflier6727]

Oh feck off Mario. My life is fine Ta. Usually stresses and strains of daily life but hey that’s life! Do we all think Deek has come to his senses???

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

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This actually just made me snort

 

[Very Cherry]

Yoohoo Marion, yer being a wee bit dramatic now hen. Dinnae leave it tae lang otherwise yer be FUHLY bald when yer come back oan. Tonnes a love
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OMG, this is hilarious.

 

[laynelo_]

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Christ on a bike.

whosever idea that was at morrison’s HQ needs sacked ASAP.

 

[Very Cherry]

Still blows my mind he has 114k followers

It's 144k he has , i checked the other week when he said about a giveaway at his next big milestone

Has his Facebook page always said he lives in Ayrshire ?

I looked at his Facebook last week and i can't remember it saying Ayrshire, i know that also has an old Facebook and it says he lives in Ardrossan.