I bet Derek has to deal with stuff tomorrow because the council will be in doing the shower, and they have to pretend that Melv doesn’t live there.
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Good thinking ma lovelie
but back in yer ain lane our Mario piys fuhl rent mind xomg cringgggge lol
He was only last year flashing his chubby at the postman, and now he has a ring doorbell where he can “see the postman but he cannae see me” so funny “it’s like a spycam” (Royal Mail restraining order pending)
“I’m always sometimes (?) missing parcels and ma nearest deposit (depot?) for picking up parcels is 40 minutes walk there and back”
Wae that pish diet his nearest deposit is probably in the arse of his bobbled primark boxers..
“I’m always sometimes (?) missing parcels and ma nearest deposit (depot?) for picking up parcels is 40 minutes walk there and back”
Wae that pish diet his nearest deposit is probably in the arse of his bobbled primark boxers..
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Everyday is like an episode of what has Marion bought now to fill his tat filled cave 
Probably BernadetteWHO THE duck IS ASKING TO BUY HIS OLD KETTLE AND TOASTER?!!???!???!!!
Give. Me. Strength.
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I didn't think anything would make me laugh today....
*chef's kiss*So ma lovelies today is the day Derek has been left to deal with everything, he might get lucky with the cooncil plumberand beaky might come home to find his plush fake clothes oot on the landingbut on other news iv jumped back into ma ane lane, iv got some joos n crisps while a clean ma kitchen n soak ma toaster n kettle in zoflora, the scent cats piss.
and beaky might come home to find his plush fake clothes oot on the landingbut on other news iv jumped back into ma ane lane, iv got some joos n crisps while a clean ma kitchen n soak ma toaster n kettle in zoflora, the scent cats piss.oh ffs same shite different day from our boujee queen! its like groundhog day in the padded cell, same picture of that ugly mirror.
Derek is probably looking forward to the workman coming instead of listening to bitchface moaning, Marion who cares if your in a good mood you wee hobbit, you have rattled my cage today.
Derek is probably looking forward to the workman coming instead of listening to bitchface moaning, Marion who cares if your in a good mood you wee hobbit, you have rattled my cage today.
Oh dear..
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Bah ha ha ha, unlucky Marion
At the point now where I hope the repair company are following him on his Insta Journey and seeing how far they can go to wind him up rather than just being incompetent !
I thought the dryer was getting replaced did he not say that yesterday 
Imagine Marion ever had any real problems 
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🥱 What he says and what the truth of the situation is, is often very far apart.I thought the dryer was getting replaced did he not say that yesterday
At this point, I’ll buy him a new bleeping dryer myself 
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. Calm doon, Marion - take a seat and get some class.
KARMA ON YOUR PATHETIC ILLITERATE ASS.
We should get up a Just Giving page and all chip in £1, see what that gives him!At this point, I’ll buy him a new bleeping dryer myself
And call it "Melvin's Mafia's" 
1. That's a tit load of pavement we're seeing today. I feel we're being trolled 
2. Think he's been using us as a style guide too. The black FALBON is going. His joiner is going to be exciteeeeeed.
3. And lastly, squeezy wax from AvaMay maybes aye?
2. Think he's been using us as a style guide too. The black FALBON is going. His joiner is going to be exciteeeeeed.
3. And lastly, squeezy wax from AvaMay maybes aye?
New falbon journey ahead . More money down the drain. I guarantee he’s going for white marble affect wrap this time.
Also how many roads did he cross by himself in those videos?
. More money down the drain. I guarantee he’s going for white marble affect wrap this time. Also how many roads did he cross by himself in those videos?
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